I'll be where I always end up.

Slathered in my own vomit, asleep in the third porta can from the left, out at the 3:00 Bank of Crappers.

Dept of Experimentation and Research (DEAR) will be at 7:15 & Hyacinth, and backing up to Geranium. The BLACK ROCK CITY SPARKLE PONY EXPRESS will flank our camp on the 7:15 side.

Please use the front door.
Please stop by to be probed or prodded. We'll want to know things like: 1- When you masturbate, are you left of right-handed? If you use the opposite hand, are you cheating? 2- When you masturbate, do you think of the same person, or is it a cast of thousands? A slide show?

That's just a small sampling of things we'd like to know about you.

Pure quackery, nothing written down, or tabulated. Utter nonsense. A reason to laugh.

Stop by.

Alas our camp application was rejected, so we aren't placed. Guess I'll have to find Zaius this year because he won't be able to find me.