not a yahoo among us. just good, honest, hard-working participants wearing our partici"pants".

"i hear they keep them in D-lot until an ample amount of yahoos are in the city then they go hunting"

yeah that's what my buddy at PG&E told me, he said they keep them in their with the more annoying Fratties that are encountered, than they are released for a playa wide hunt.................. if only this were still the danger days............. than hunting them would be MUCH more entertaining, lol

Unicorn control begins with beating them to death with a fucking club as you would a suckling new born seal pup on the Canadian ice.

Why is it that people ask advice on questions having the most obvious fucking answer.

Cheesus.

> Were these unicorns invisible and pink?

They were shimmering white, some with glowing horns as I recall.

Unicorns? A problem, you say? I think not.

Unicorns? Unicorns? Don't let me see 'em. There's room for only ONE mammal with the horn up front in BRC....and it isn't a unicorn. Thunderdome, anyone?

www.artcountrycanada.com/image...no.jpg

There was a unicorn at Flipside the year before last.

It was big and beautiful.

Until it was burned to death by the people who brought it.

I was a thing to behold.

Everyone was shedding a tear.

That it didn't happen earlier in the week.

I can attest that no unicorns made it's way past the greeters station between the hours of 8am, and noon on Wednesday this year. If I would of seen one, I'd would of personally reminded it that it is not real and no amounts of glitter and psychotropics would of made it real. So yeah, don't blame the people at the gate or the station.

OMG, LMAO at this whole thread...aside from the rainbow gun, my favorite idea here is the thought of unicorns being killed by stars. I'll never look at a picture of unicorns with rainbows and stars the same way again! From now on unicorns, stars and rainbows will represent violent death! Woooo-hooo!

Dialogue and this ultimate solution will need to be developed in parallel, and a lot of it depends on unicorn willingness to parlez.

We have come up with a part solution to the LNT problem. The Unicorn Fun Camp will serve up vats and vats of "Mexicorns" (which is, of course, tequila and unicorn blood). Mmm-mm.

I shall now have to bring a rainbow arsenal to BM2010 and shall hunt all the Unicorns down... And feast heartily. You have been warned.

no no no no no you don't exist no no no

Who ya callin' Hippie, Horsie?

Culling was only one (albeit very attractive) option. Hopefully this is the start of a dialogue. Maybe we can come up with solutions on how unicorns and people can peacefully co-exist, and perhaps stamp out our mutual enemy, zebras.

Take them to Candy Mountain.

> Unicorn is the new bunny. Deal with it.

That is exactly what we are doing G. Whenever one thinks of something that needs to be done, and you look around and noone's doing "it", "it" becomes your job, or it does not get done (or maybe it wasn't that important after all).

I sent an email to Larry, but apparently he's too busy to address this concern directly. I expect he may be . . . jeez I don't even know what LH does between events, nor do I claim to be qualified to speculate.

By way of update, the application for "Unicorn Fun Camp" is coming along quite well. I believe there is no way the application will be rejected for lack of interactiveness. I am trying to get around the whole "slaughter" thing which seems to have a negative connotation (though you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"). To sell the theme camp application, we're going to couch it as a way to "give participants the chance to jump in and help to liberate unicorns of their earthly concerns" backed up with a "kick ass BBQ feed" along with a "bone carving workshop".