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does anyone know anyone who may know someone who knows the best way for a recent east coast transplant, a berkeley grad w/ bio degree, a 9 year certified emrgency medical techinician (boston ems baby!), a certified scuba diver, cyclist, world traveller, former carpenter, former home health aide, former retail manager, former political activist/fundraiser..who has an amazing sense of humor, smile/people/computer skills, former veterinary technician, life-long equestrian, sports enthusiast, that can multi-task like noone's business....
thanks everyone.
oh, i should probably mention that i currently live in san francisco, california...however i may be willing to locate.
thank you..be well..and give someone you know a hug..
-nia.
thanks everyone.
oh, i should probably mention that i currently live in san francisco, california...however i may be willing to locate.
thank you..be well..and give someone you know a hug..
-nia.
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Tue, October 27, 2009 - 9:32 AM....try Craigslist, once you figure out which of those hugely varied skills you want to use?
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Wed, October 28, 2009 - 4:49 AMOr you'd be welcome in Portland, too. Good luck!
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Wed, October 28, 2009 - 9:17 AM"try Craigslist, once you figure out which of those hugely varied skills you want to use? "\
Good advice.
When I was first starting out I had on my resume "artist, illustrator, copywriter, art director".
In the course of interviews, in one day, 3 people from 3 different companies told me... "If I'm looking to hire an art director I'll hire an art director if I'm interested in hiring a copywriter, I'll hire a copy writer... what kind of job are you looking for?"
I went back home, re-wrote my resume to concentrate on one job title.
You have to make things easy in the hiring process.
ALSO: If you send your resume out to the giant black holes like monster.com make sure that you have "keywords" at the top of your resume so that when the resume is searched, yours will pop up.
Best of luck!
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Okay, Does Anyone Else...
Wed, October 28, 2009 - 9:23 AM...find it a little...um...tone deaf...to tell nia to look on Craigslist? I'm sure she's heard of it. My guess is that she's looking for anything that can use her skills, because she needs a job soon, and that she's already looking on Craigslist as are tens of thousands (if not more) of others are, because this economy sucks for job creation. I know that I'm often a nasty character, but what I see here is not some stupid ass "buy me a ticket and be my brother" thread, but someone following the "tell everyone you know you're looking, because you don't know who knows of an opening" strategy that I never felt bold enough to follow when I was taking job searching classes. Now, maybe it's not appropriate for this tribe, but I guess I just don't see this as needed quite that much f-u in the refusal.
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Re: Okay, Does Anyone Else...
Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:01 PMWho knows, maybe she hasn't heard of Craigslist if she's from a small town or something. There are places where Craigslist is basically useless due to low volume, not like it is here..... And she was asking about the "best way". In my opinion, Craigslist is the best way. I think you're reading a "f-u" into it that's not there.
....or maybe I was just responding with something so that her thread stays up near the top, so hopefully someone who knows of a job opening for her would see it. How do you know?
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So quick to criticize!
Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:11 PMYyup that's me. At least according to the net. -
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Re: So quick to criticize!
Fri, October 30, 2009 - 7:48 AMWell Brody, it had be a pretty small town, way off the beaten track, down the rutted 2-track, and follow that there trail past the possum hole and just the other side of the river to have not heard of craigslist, especially since they've even made a movie about it, not that I'd watch it mind you. Hell, even my Mom living up north in BFE Michigan has heard of it, and used it. But you are right, small town USA doesnt have a boatload of traffic on it, unlike some world class city like, say, Detroit :P I think Crypto's remarks were rather pragmatic and spot on. In these tough times, it's wise to get your name and skills out there as much as possible, casting the widest nets to seek something. Anything. I also think that, I believe it was Rob who mentioned to narrow done the resume to specific job sets, i.e. looking for that bio job, it certainly doesnt hurt to throw in the ems and vet tech experience as imho it only enhances ones grasp of, and prospects for a medical related job. Things like the scuba diving, world travel, carpentry can certainly be listed as hobbies.
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Wed, October 28, 2009 - 2:41 PMSounds like you have a lot of skills! Have you made a resume for each skill? That's what I have done, with much success.
Consider taking on a few part -ime jobs rather than one full-time job. Try to become an independent contractor rather than someone else's employee. These two things have really helped me get work this year.
Stay positive. It sounds pollyana sometimes, I know, but it's the only way to get to your new job/s in the happiest, healthiest way possible.
Keep networking too, like you're doing here.
I wish you all the luck in the world!
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Wed, October 28, 2009 - 2:46 PMTake a hard right turn and pretend not to be a burner - hell, put a veneer of slick, shameless Galty right wing conservatism on. You have a very hireable face but I want to know that you will *squeeze*, *exploit*, and *terrify* the stable of muddle-headed amateur pot grower / psychic hand drummers that has infested my office.
Black skirt, high heels, and NO SMILING. When asked, "what would you do if blah blah blah?" your answer should be "Fire the asshole, dust off my hands, and get back to the Sisyphean farce of trying to make this place solvent. Hurry this up."
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Wed, October 28, 2009 - 8:30 PM**Rhino puts on his three-times-promoted-over-engineers-because-he-did-the-job-a-hundred-times-better 'game face' for Loki's benefit, adjusts the time on his wrist chronograph to be exact, triple checks his regimental tie over white Oxford collar shirt, and looks like the field badass in charge (clean hard hat with fresh Dymo label tape in front saying 'Rhino" , too)**
Loki, here's where you and I part company, paisan. I've got misfits and screw-ups on my crews, too. What you've got to have if you want to get hired is DRIVE. We had an interview board a month and a half ago for a new employee that involved checking out each potential hire's credentials. We had 7 Masters' and 3 PhDs in the mix. We didn't hire the PhDs. We hired the guy who not only had a Masters' but an MBA as well. To quote him directly from the interview, "I want my learning to be continual and lifelong". No complaints from day one.Accepts ALL offered and required training, and brings things out from training and puts them to work on the job. A self-starter. Reports in regularly and ASKS QUESTIONS.
This is all good.
Except for the part where he takes my job due to his competence and drives me into early retirement.
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Thu, October 29, 2009 - 10:39 AM
Anyone else looking for work?
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Thu, October 29, 2009 - 2:23 PMAll right, Mr..... Rhino?; thanks for coming in - we'll be in touch. Have a great day!
[checks "doesn't read for comprehension", "misses details", "cares for pawns in a personal way"]
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Thu, October 29, 2009 - 7:37 PM**Looks quizically at Lokifreign, points at the nameplate on the door that says "Rhino - Senior Geologist" **
Fine, Mr. Lokifreign. We'll be in touch.
**Rhino gets on his phone at his desk**
Hello, Security? Would you please come on up and escort a gentleman from the property?
Thanks.
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Fri, October 30, 2009 - 7:51 AMLMAO. Yes, you have. And you have the stones to prove it :)
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Fri, October 30, 2009 - 8:02 AM"Rhino - Senior Geologist"
Oh my! That's incredible!
Just because you're getting older doesn't mean that they have the right to rub it in by advertising it right on YOUR OWN DOOR that you are a SENIOR.
I thought that there were laws against that.
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Fri, October 30, 2009 - 11:46 AMRob, I'm not particularly worried about it at this point. I had a 23-year dental hygienist today say that I had the 'softest babyface skin'. She was doubly pleased with me now that I've quit smoking for good. I put the cigarettes down after my decom this year, and it's taken a few weeks to feel the effects, but I'm probably going to add even more years to my life,
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Fri, October 30, 2009 - 1:40 PMDon't you just love it when people don't read everything you have to say or quote you out of context?
"I had a 23-year dental hygienist today......
Naughty boy.... I'm proud of you big fella!
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Wed, October 28, 2009 - 8:07 PM<<does anyone know anyone who may know someone who knows the best way for a...>>
I'm still waiting for the multi-tasker to finish her phrase. What exactly are you looking for here? Someone who knows someone, someone who knows, how to apply for a job, what?
Sorry, Nia. I'm not usually the grammar Nazi. Just saying though that someone with your incredible range of skills should find something pretty quickly. -
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Thu, October 29, 2009 - 2:26 PMIt's not really that way, actually. The idea that merit / competence / ability will place you in a position is quaint, and laudable, but untenable. Most people that think otherwise speak from anecdote, or relate about their current or past working environments... beyond the basic minimum level of capability and quality (can speak, doesn't smell like poop), being highly skilled is a detriment / obstacle to being hired in any given position, all else considered. Most polymaths learn to pretend to be stupid, like the herd, and tone down productivity to a level that is commensurate with that of the average herd member. It's a matter of individual self-preservation that helps everything in our world suck a little bit harder, a little bit more, each and every day.
Mostly it's because of morale, though; it's not technically the boss' fault that polymaths and overachievers are bad for the crew's headspace... but it does seem to be something that could be worked out a little better in theory - from elementary school onward the gifts of many polymaths are tragically turned toward *limiting* success and *hiding* ability (because no one likes to be hated & alone).
Anyway. I guess an extreme example got caught up in my mind as a main topic. But our lady does seem to have the earmarks. Check out how she scaled her verbiage to the mean BM-level of mentality. That's some budding polymath Jedi shit, right there.
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Thu, October 29, 2009 - 7:40 PMI caught that too. She never got to the point. Everybody just assumes she's the one job hunting which she probably is. But She's going to have more trouble getting one if she seems desperate, panics, or tries too hard.
Take my advice and start drinking heavily.
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Thu, October 29, 2009 - 3:24 PMgood luck nia. its durring times like this that i'm grateful to be handicapped and having a steady income and free government health care.
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Re: FINDING WORK?? help!
Thu, October 29, 2009 - 6:46 PMRob is basically right. Make your resume reflect a particular direction, rather than using everything at once. This is not being dishonest, it's just making you appear to be interested in what they might be offering. An employer is wondering whether you will be valuable at a particular job, and that's the impression you want to give.
To increase your chances, make up more than one flavor of resume, depending on which directions interest you.
And I would differ from Loki. Don't try to fit yourself to the job. Making your resume noticeable is one thing, taking on a role that you'll regret is something else. Frankly, in the SF Bay or Monterrey Bay areas being a burner is just as likely to be a plus as a minus. I get to give a 20 minute presentation on BM every year at work; people like the pictures. I'd be miserable if I had to keep it secret.