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Ban Huelll!!!!!!

topic posted Mon, May 5, 2008 - 9:20 AM by  Huelll
You know we would solve most of our problems if we would just ban @$$ holes like Huelll.
Even though he is the most amazing and beautiful person on tribe, he is rude, arrogant and an over sex perverted handsome man.
So what if he is the most intelligent, person on tribe and ignore the fact that hundreds of women send him love emails and naked photos (please keep sending them thank you), this man is a detriment to our community.
If we expect Burning Man to continue to grow into the mindless lump of crap that it truly can be join with me and ban Huelll.
All he will do is make Burning Man, crazy, strange, off the wall and different.
Who wants that?

We are almost Disney Man and after just a few more thousand virgin burners join us who think they “get it” and we will become the cult we know we can be.
The LDS will have nothing on us!!!!.

Join with me and sign a petition to ban Huelll!!!!

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Huelll
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  • cowb...
    cowboyangel
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    Re: Ban Huelll!!!!!!

    Mon, May 5, 2008 - 10:36 AM
    This is why you have zero friends
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    • Huelll
      Huelll
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      Re: Ban Huelll!!!!!!

      Mon, May 5, 2008 - 11:21 AM
      Oh wise cowboy, thank you for showing me the way to finding friends.
      Thats got to be the reason.
      Maybe if I had a high number count I would gain significance and feel all warm and fuzzy because I have Tribe friends.
      I'm sure all 116 of your friends would run over and kiss your pimpled butt if you needed it.
      Uh oh did I say you have a pimpled butt?
      How can I prove it?
      I smell a conspiriacy.
      Oh never mind it's just you I smell.

      I wished I could quit you cowboy!!!

      See this is more of the exact reason we need to ban Huelll.
      He is picking on cowboy.
      Huelll SHUT THE F#CK UP!!!!!!
      I'd never be your friend Huelll. Grow up!!!!!!!!!!!
      Like the lady said your boring. Let us alone so we can talk about crap that is important to us.
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      • D'eC...
        D'eCiduous
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        cowpie u high?

        Mon, May 5, 2008 - 11:41 AM
        ever y cracker need a thick sistah 2 whup there gerbil brainns an them gerbills probly b related 2 da 1 up richurd geres butt.

        ok evin tho most a U rude an fuglee. iff dat crack ho scarlett alistened 2 Mammy biotch woula kept her man. may be she a lesbo anywho whut wit goin fo r that faggggit ashlee an all.

        COWpie... u kno who havva lotta frinds ? IDIOTT S. or DICKTATURS whut have butt lickurs. less u talkin bout drug buddys or partAAAAAY buddyzx

        or PEEPIL U DON t reeely evin know on a MUTTHAFUGGIN COMMPUTUR! ISS A COMPUTER, COWBALLS DEY NOT REEL FRINDS. don reealy mean fukkall yo. they bail u out at 3 am whin u bustid ? fukk no

        mos burNOIDS don evin kno their FRINDS real namess or nothi n about em.
        mos burNOIDSS r CONFORMISTS bad as da bush leaggue.

        an huellll id do him all side ways an shit . i git a hold of him hed nev er look atta choir boy agin.
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        • Huelll
          Huelll
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          Re: cowpie u high?

          Mon, May 5, 2008 - 1:51 PM
          D'eCiduous or Delvin or what ever your name is.
          If you would quit shoving crap in your mouth before you speak we could understand you.

          All I can tell from your post is your looking for butt buddies.
          Contact Jiffy Lube the'll treat you right.
          I know Cowboy is looking for friends.
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  • Tom
    Tom
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    Re: Ban Huelll!!!!!!

    Mon, May 5, 2008 - 11:26 AM
    if by "handsome", you mean "picks up girls at middle school soccer games"...
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    • Huelll
      Huelll
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      Re: Ban Huelll!!!!!!

      Mon, May 5, 2008 - 11:38 AM
      Hey Tom I remember my first beer too.
      Seems like yesterday. But them for you that was just yesterday.

      Glad your coming to Burning Man this year.
      Your perfect brain wash material.
      Welcome to the cult.
      Don't forget your costume.
      You are also required to act like you defend and love Burning Man.
      You must show proof that you gave an offering before entering.
      You must remove traces when you leave.
      And most importantly you must do everything you can, every waking minute of your life to ban Huelll.
      Don't do anything else today, don't eat, drink, go the bathroom, breath, talk or move at all until this is done.
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  • Andy
    Andy
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    Re: Ban Huelll!!!!!!

    Mon, May 5, 2008 - 4:04 PM
    Dude, you need your own tribe (if you don't have one already)

    All Things Huellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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    • D'eC...
      D'eCiduous
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      Re: Ban Huelll!!!!!!

      Mon, May 5, 2008 - 5:44 PM
      ruder u r huelll cuter u r.

      an i got me a man tho he b currintly incarcerated he cop a feel thru the barrs.
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      • Worm...
        Wormhole Charley
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        Re: Ban Huelll!!!!!!

        Tue, May 6, 2008 - 10:50 AM
        I so does love the nasty troll boys and girls...
        They so doan wanna kiss no ass...
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        • Huelll
          Huelll
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          Re: Ban Huelll!!!!!!

          Tue, May 6, 2008 - 11:04 AM
          >Dude, you need your own tribe<

          I'd never join a Tribe low enough to name themselves after Huelll.
          Why would I do that when I am campaigning to get him banned from Tribe.

          That @$$ hole doesn't even have any friends.
          I heard he is so low he goes baby squirrel hunting, like they do up north. He hits them over the head with a stick and then eats them.
          How low can a human be?
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    • Intu...
      Intubater
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      Re: Ban Huelll!!!!!!

      Wed, May 7, 2008 - 2:19 PM
      And Lo! It came to pass...........

      tribes.tribe.net/allthingshuelll
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      • Huelll
        Huelll
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        Re: Ban Huelll!!!!!!

        Thu, May 8, 2008 - 8:15 AM
        My own tribe.
        This sucks. Don't incourage people to endorse this @$$ hole.
        He is the exact reason Burning Man is going down the toilet.
        Don't you people understand that if we all wear the same style clothing and do just the opposite of what Huelll says Burning Man will become everything we dream it can be. A place we can come and worship the beauty of it all. We can join together and pay an offering I mean ticket fee and celebrate life. Then on our sacred night we can gather in ritual and worship the burning of the man.
        This could be such a beautiful movement. And I don't mean bowel movement.
        If we want to become the cult we know we can become join with me and ban Huellll.
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        • Intu...
          Intubater
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          Re: Ban Huelll!!!!!!

          Thu, May 8, 2008 - 2:10 PM
          Wait just a second, I think my eyes may be deceiving me, but at the end of your last diatribe Huelll, it looks like that maybe, just possibly, you've upgraded to the new and improved Huellll, v.4

          Or is it the Ativan messin with me?
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