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Crotch grabbing from the afterlife

topic posted Mon, June 29, 2009 - 10:50 PM by  Wheelgunner 		Share/Save/Bookmark
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It has reported that there has been some people in our community that have had their crotch grabbed by an entity from the afterlife. Wells folks, it looks like Shooter has been at it again. Seems he wants that he wants people to know he is still up to his pranks. If you have had this experience, we're here to let you know that we are forming a support group for those who have had their crotch grabbed by this mans spirit and also to inform you on who the responsible party is. If you have had this experience, please share your experience and how it made you feel. Myself, I only received a hug and a good game, but then again Shooter will be Shooter.
Miss Ya Bro!
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  • Deb
    Deb
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    Re: Crotch grabbing from the afterlife

    Tue, June 30, 2009 - 11:23 AM
    Seems Caleb really is a free spirit - he's getting around all over the continent. I felt his presence at Lakes of Fire when we were drinking tequila on Saturday and again when he grabbed my hand to walk faster toward the videogasm display.

    Going to Gerlach this weekend to see if he'll join us for the 4th of Juplaya. Lots of fireworks and stuff, I think he'll be tempted to show up.

    The good memories always shine through and his spirit is welcome anytime. Missing you, Cabe.
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    • Esme...
      Esmerelda
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      Re: Crotch grabbing from the afterlife

      Tue, June 30, 2009 - 11:53 AM
      isn't that sweet. he just held my hair out of the way while i vomited all over myself....then grabbed my crotch to cheer me up!
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      • Whee...
        Wheelgunner
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        Re: Crotch grabbing from the afterlife

        Tue, June 30, 2009 - 10:21 PM
        This all started when a lady friend of mine called me the other day, seems her and Shooter have had an affair since he first came to Winnemucca back in 2002. Her name is Linda and that's all I will divulge. She has some beautiful tattoos and they were comparing one night at the Mineshaft, there is a picture of them on the screen at Mikes bar. She spoke to me in the night before last, and told me of her strange experience. She is one of a few in my town that have been experiencing this phenomenon, seems he was quite promiscuous in this small mining community. Last night, Shooter apparently gave Linda a shocker last night, two in the clam, one in the ham! Keep it up Bro, keep these ladies on their toes!
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        • Deb
          Deb
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          Re: Crotch grabbing from the afterlife

          Tue, June 30, 2009 - 10:51 PM
          There is no doubt that Caleb loved a lot of women in his time. I've heard from lots of them. It's interesting to compare notes. Many of them have shared their stories with me.

          I think his spirit is having an absolute riot galavanting around the continent seeking pleasure and diversion. Dropping in on KK and Wheelgunner for a drink and on one of his many favourite women for a little pleasurable company. Instead of just sending emails now he can float in with his spirit body and grab any crotch he feels like. He was one of a kind, for sure. And I expect he's one of a kind in the next world too.
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          • Kami...
            Kamikaze
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            Re: Crotch grabbing from the afterlife

            Tue, June 30, 2009 - 11:24 PM
            Aaron
            Thank you for this.
            Band of Brothers
            Thank you. For many things over many years, half you'll never know.

            FUCK!
            Shooter just stole my next to last beer and the Empire store is MILES away!!
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            • Worker
              Worker
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              Re: Crotch grabbing from the afterlife

              Thu, July 2, 2009 - 9:15 PM
              This thread is almost as liberating as the bag over my head!
              It's proof you can say ANYTHING you want about a dead person on the internet!!!All those warnings about internet predators and liars are just for kids! Burners are grown ups. It's a groovy community! The org is good! that crotch-grab felt GREAT!
              Wish you were around to set things straight Shooter my friend.
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              • Freda
                Freda
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                Re: Crotch grabbing from the afterlife

                Thu, July 2, 2009 - 9:22 PM
                He's been up in my stuff too, and more than a grab.
                I felt some spiritual penetration. It was right between when I was awake and asleep. I was dreaming someone was giving me some pretty great oral sex, then my cellphone rang and I realized I was awake. The plesant lapping sensation continued and then...well..It was Shooter. That I could tell. I am a little worried with my line of work..Do you think i could get some kind of astral VD?
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