http://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c?format=rss Tribe.net. Local Connections http://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#e98c1af2-e189-4b53-9292-45808106cc0e Ninja #1 (in whispered tones): We have ANOTHER patient, Dr. Ishida." Dr. Ishida (also in whispered tones): "Yes, it looks like we do, Dr. Yoshida" Dr. Yoshida: "Diagnosis?" Dr. Ishida: Horse has broken leg. Dr. Yoshida: "treatment?" Dr. Ishida: The usual. Bring in the Ninja #2! Ninja #1 (in whispered tones) Time for GUNFU: BANG! Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:10:23 GMT http://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#e98c1af2-e189-4b53-9292-45808106cc0e Rob 2009-07-06T16:10:23Z http://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#2d8689c9-1237-4add-a4fc-7542dd823433 "Ninja Homeopaths " Episode 1 In total silence, two fully masked figures detach themselves from the over head light fixture in the operating room, under which lies a patient..... Ninja #1 (in whispered tones): "We have a patient, Dr. Ishida." Dr. Ishida (also in whispered tones): "Yes, it looks like we do, Dr. Yoshida" Dr. Yoshida: "Diagnosis?" Dr. Ishida : "It's not on the patient's chart.......how many times have we told those nurses not to wheel them into the operating room without a diagnosis?" **Suddenly, the operating room doors open. The two ninjas turn as one, throwing stars at the sudden intruders.............who take the stars in the neck and between the eyes.......** Dr. Yoshidal: "Oops. That was the nurse and the anesthesiologist........." (to be continued?) Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:52:44 GMT http://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#2d8689c9-1237-4add-a4fc-7542dd823433 Rhino 2009-07-04T22:52:44Z http://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#3a01cce1-6560-400f-b6c9-498d610bf7e0 oh. my first thought was "what if they TORTURED people the emergency room" but then I realized I was thinking it said 'John Yoo'. that would be where the gratuitous violence part would be, though. dyslexia rokcs! Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:04:44 GMT http://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#3a01cce1-6560-400f-b6c9-498d610bf7e0 Chris Jus'thinkin! 2009-07-04T20:04:44Z http://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#cf0145c8-614e-4f9c-a057-8a7d769474fb that would be fantastic! ninja homeopaths. Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:29:45 GMT http://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#cf0145c8-614e-4f9c-a057-8a7d769474fb automatthew 2009-07-04T19:29:45Z http://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#2eca7368-4f3e-4c2f-b1e0-7cf1951bf421 You misled me, automatthew. When you posted 'if woo ran the emergency room' I was hoping for John Woo. Where's the gratuitous sex and violence I've come to admire and imitate? Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:19:51 GMT http://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#2eca7368-4f3e-4c2f-b1e0-7cf1951bf421 Rhino 2009-07-04T19:19:51Z http://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#fd7c5cad-f8a5-4bfb-a845-a7556ed683f1 i'm sure this will bring out some deep and enlightening discussion. http://www.boingboing.net/2009/07/03/if-woowoos-ran-the-e.html Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:12:09 GMT http://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#fd7c5cad-f8a5-4bfb-a845-a7556ed683f1 automatthew 2009-07-04T19:12:09Z