OT: if woo ran the emergency room - Burning Man - tribe.netTribe.net. Local ConnectionsRe: OT: if woo ran the emergency roomRobhttp://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#e98c1af2-e189-4b53-9292-45808106cc0e2009-07-06T16:10:23Z2009-07-06T16:10:23ZNinja #1 (in whispered tones): We have ANOTHER patient, Dr. Ishida."
Dr. Ishida (also in whispered tones): "Yes, it looks like we do, Dr. Yoshida"
Dr. Yoshida: "Diagnosis?"
Dr. Ishida: Horse has broken leg.
Dr. Yoshida: "treatment?"
Dr. Ishida: The usual. Bring in the Ninja #2!
Ninja #1 (in whispered tones) Time for GUNFU:
BANG!Rob2009-07-06T16:10:23ZRe: OT: if woo ran the emergency roomRhinohttp://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#2d8689c9-1237-4add-a4fc-7542dd8234332009-07-04T22:52:44Z2009-07-04T22:52:44Z"Ninja Homeopaths "
Episode 1
In total silence, two fully masked figures detach themselves from the over head light fixture in the operating room, under which lies a patient.....
Ninja #1 (in whispered tones): "We have a patient, Dr. Ishida."
Dr. Ishida (also in whispered tones): "Yes, it looks like we do, Dr. Yoshida"
Dr. Yoshida: "Diagnosis?"
Dr. Ishida : "It's not on the patient's chart.......how many times have we told those nurses not to wheel them into the operating room without a diagnosis?"
**Suddenly, the operating room doors open. The two ninjas turn as one, throwing stars at the sudden intruders.............who take the stars in the neck and between the eyes.......**
Dr. Yoshidal: "Oops. That was the nurse and the anesthesiologist........."
(to be continued?)Rhino2009-07-04T22:52:44ZRe: OT: if woo ran the emergency roomChris Jus'thinkin!http://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#3a01cce1-6560-400f-b6c9-498d610bf7e02009-07-04T20:04:44Z2009-07-04T20:04:44Zoh. my first thought was "what if they TORTURED people the emergency room" but then I realized I was thinking it said 'John Yoo'.
that would be where the gratuitous violence part would be, though.
dyslexia rokcs!Chris Jus'thinkin!2009-07-04T20:04:44ZRe: OT: if woo ran the emergency roomautomatthewhttp://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#cf0145c8-614e-4f9c-a057-8a7d769474fb2009-07-04T19:29:45Z2009-07-04T19:29:45Zthat would be fantastic! ninja homeopaths.automatthew2009-07-04T19:29:45ZRe: OT: if woo ran the emergency roomRhinohttp://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#2eca7368-4f3e-4c2f-b1e0-7cf1951bf4212009-07-04T19:19:51Z2009-07-04T19:19:51ZYou misled me, automatthew. When you posted 'if woo ran the emergency room' I was hoping for John Woo. Where's the gratuitous sex and violence I've come to admire and imitate?Rhino2009-07-04T19:19:51ZOT: if woo ran the emergency roomautomatthewhttp://bm.tribe.net/thread/b8541632-6d26-4789-80b1-98b8aaf5101c#fd7c5cad-f8a5-4bfb-a845-a7556ed683f12009-07-04T19:12:09Z2009-07-04T19:12:09Zi'm sure this will bring out some deep and enlightening discussion.
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/07/03/if-woowoos-ran-the-e.htmlautomatthew2009-07-04T19:12:09Z