OT: if woo ran the emergency room

topic posted Sat, July 4, 2009 - 12:12 PM by  automatthew
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i'm sure this will bring out some deep and enlightening discussion.

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automatthew
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  • Re: OT: if woo ran the emergency room

    Sat, July 4, 2009 - 12:19 PM
    You misled me, automatthew. When you posted 'if woo ran the emergency room' I was hoping for John Woo. Where's the gratuitous sex and violence I've come to admire and imitate?
    • Re: OT: if woo ran the emergency room

      Sat, July 4, 2009 - 1:04 PM
      oh. my first thought was "what if they TORTURED people the emergency room" but then I realized I was thinking it said 'John Yoo'.

      that would be where the gratuitous violence part would be, though.

      dyslexia rokcs!
      • Re: OT: if woo ran the emergency room

        Sat, July 4, 2009 - 3:52 PM
        "Ninja Homeopaths "

        Episode 1

        In total silence, two fully masked figures detach themselves from the over head light fixture in the operating room, under which lies a patient.....

        Ninja #1 (in whispered tones): "We have a patient, Dr. Ishida."

        Dr. Ishida (also in whispered tones): "Yes, it looks like we do, Dr. Yoshida"

        Dr. Yoshida: "Diagnosis?"

        Dr. Ishida : "It's not on the patient's chart.......how many times have we told those nurses not to wheel them into the operating room without a diagnosis?"

        **Suddenly, the operating room doors open. The two ninjas turn as one, throwing stars at the sudden intruders.............who take the stars in the neck and between the eyes.......**

        Dr. Yoshidal: "Oops. That was the nurse and the anesthesiologist........."

        (to be continued?)
        • Re: OT: if woo ran the emergency room

          Mon, July 6, 2009 - 9:10 AM
          Ninja #1 (in whispered tones): We have ANOTHER patient, Dr. Ishida."

          Dr. Ishida (also in whispered tones): "Yes, it looks like we do, Dr. Yoshida"

          Dr. Yoshida: "Diagnosis?"

          Dr. Ishida: Horse has broken leg.

          Dr. Yoshida: "treatment?"

          Dr. Ishida: The usual. Bring in the Ninja #2!

          Ninja #1 (in whispered tones) Time for GUNFU:

          BANG!

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