So, you get points for mentioning Hawkins. What about Hawking?

(and I always compare myself favorably against Newton--now there was a nut-job. I don't compare my self favorably against him on matters of math or physics, though.)

Should we rank the assorted wackos hereabouts?

"He's as crazy as 3 9/11 conspiracy theorists"?

Celebrity Deathmatch with LabV?

Sweet! I'm hoping he also comes up with the transporter beam. It'd sure make my trip to the burn quicker.

now guys. tabletop fusion is real for him.

The guy is leaking crazy all over the place. Send him an e-mail and check out his jew hating credentials that come flying back in his reply.

Crazy people don't gotta make sense.

HE hasn't been deleted, Kurt, just one of his nutcase holier-than-thou 'I've solved the energy crisis all by myself' posts. But it wasn't me who deleted it. THIS time.

But seriously, I really want to have all my crap at the burn an not have to pack it in my car. I need a teleporter and now I'm all excited about it. Maybe after that he can come up with way to dedustiefy all my junk, like with a ray gun.

"Rhino! That is EXACTLY why I need a ray gun. Oh! Maybe he can invent an antidust force field! That would be much better. Just keep the dust from caking everything in the first place... Do you think he has a suggestion box somewhere? "

Hmmmmmm......seems to me the technology is already out there somewhere......Ah....here it is......there is such a thing that they use in smokestacks to get rid of fly ash.....it's called an electrostatic precipitator. It attracts fly ash particles which are collected (and later SOLD as cement additives) that are also charged just like playa dust. To keep the dust from SETTLING on you, I suppose you could have some uber-engineer on playa reverse the polarity of an electrostatic precipitator that you could carry around (that too would have to be minaturized into something the size of a fanny pack.....to 'keep dust off your ass'......) However, don't ask me to hug you with a 10kV generator strapped to your back.....

<how do you expect us to take hyou serious when you pissed yourself??? >

How can you be so inhumane? Just because he has zero basic day to day skills doesn't mean that he's not a super-genius inventor who can re-arrange reality into something much cooler. I bet that pissing yourself is the first step to making that ray gun!