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On the 2013 Burning Man theme

topic posted Thu, January 17, 2013 - 7:30 AM by  kimbriel
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I wrote this blog post on the 2013 theme. Check it out and let me know what you think!

ignite.me/festivals/the...-is-john-frum/
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kimbriel
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  • Tumescence for the masses

    Fri, January 18, 2013 - 12:14 AM
    How do I put this politely?

    I know. Your blog did not give me an erection.

    Not at all.

    Totally flaccid. Like, what's up with that shit?

    Almost any written description of brown, naked savages dancing around some stupid, meaningless artifact always gets me frisky.

    All my National Geographic magazines are stuck together with primal goo.

    Don't get me started with Jane Goodall and her monkey porn.

    Yet, your account of Larry Harvey's perverted desire to culturally molest innocent coconut jockeys, is totally limp.

    You chose an arousing subject, but your writing leaves my woody all soggy.

    I am so disappointed with you, I could wet my pants.

    That is, if I were wearing any.

    Write your little missive again, and this time, make it monkey slapping good.
  • Re: On the 2013 Burning Man theme

    Fri, January 18, 2013 - 2:48 PM
    Thank you Kimbriel for doing the homework on this year theme.
    Now i have more of a understanding
    All healing comes from within really stands out for me.
    I hope that with the theme old & new burners would take the time to read the PARTICIPATE OF BURNING MAN
    Hoping at the end of this event they would not leave rusting cars, crumpled beer cans or trash like they did on the island.
    This is our HOME that can be taken away by the actions of those that just do not care!
    I hope this year we can treat each other with respect & kindness
    Thank you NG
    • Re: On the 2013 Burning Man theme

      Fri, January 18, 2013 - 11:25 PM
      Listen here, little pilgrim,
      Your weird, new age infested vision of Burning Man simply isn't the Avant-Guarde art festival that has been ruining my life for longer then you have been out of diapers. That is, provided that you are past the Huggies phase, in the first place.

      Burning Man has always been about radical self reliance, notably cruel "practical jokes" and leaving the largest possible carbon footprint.

      Vomiting was always a large part of the experience, too. The missing 11th principal was all about the right to vomit wherever necessary, but it was taken out because Larry only has ten fingers, and larger numbers just confuse him.

      Winston Churchill said it best, when he described tradition as being nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.
      Burning Man has proudly carried on that philosophy, and we are just not going to stand for any of your dog feltching New Age sack of gooey monkey fuck.
      Let's see how long your fruity feel good and love strangers attitude lasts, when you are the one in the tipped over Porta can.
      • Re: On the 2013 Burning Man theme

        Fri, January 18, 2013 - 11:28 PM
        Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

        Since Radical Inclusion is part of your Hippy fuck creed, guess what? Your stuck with loutish apes like me, forever!

        Have a nice day. While you can.
        • Re: On the 2013 Burning Man theme

          Sat, January 19, 2013 - 4:11 AM
          "I hope that with the theme old & new burners would take the time to read the PARTICIPATE OF BURNING MAN
          Hoping at the end of this event they would not leave rusting cars, crumpled beer cans or trash like they did on the island. "

          Gee whiz, does he think that there are those of us that get the yearly survival guide don't read it?

          He also forgets the one critical aspect of the event: the Black Rock playa w
          • Re: On the 2013 Burning Man theme

            Sat, January 19, 2013 - 8:23 AM
            I really care about the future of BM remember it is BLM land
            We all need to take part in taking care of it.
            I have spent a lot of time cleaning up abandon camps
            year after year.
            Making sure i do my part as a Burner that those after me have a place to call home!
            I forgot how some monkeys can be mean here on tribe!
        • Re: On the 2013 Burning Man theme

          Sat, January 19, 2013 - 8:36 AM
          Zaius I hope you are not this much of a ass wipe on the playa!
          Your ugly to everyone here.
          So i am not taking it to heart!
          You are not a ape just a little boy
          Apes are really smart
          • Re: On the 2013 Burning Man theme

            Mon, January 21, 2013 - 11:29 PM
            Well, thank you for your acknowledgement that Apes are very smart.

            It's always nice when the lesser species can appreciate our superiority.

            Keep up the good work, and maybe someday, the Wizard will give you a brain.

            As for my Asswipery, let me sincerely assure you that the true stench of my soul is in full perfume, on the playa.

            Come by my camp sometime, and get a real whiff of Jiff.

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