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Orgy Tent

topic posted Tue, August 15, 2006 - 7:36 PM by  CTP
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My friend told me that the orgy tent will be in the same place way out past the man this year, and will be bringing in new women all week to maintain a constant 2 Women-1 Man ratio...that all safer sex supplies are free for the asking, and they will even have a few porn stars there all week.

Has anyone else heard this? My friend is a really credible source.
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CTP
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  • One time a bunch of guys from somewhere in Europe came up to me, and seriously were looking for "the orgy tent" and they had been sent on a wild goose chase by everyone. So did I see it as my civic duty to explain to them that there really wasn't an orgy tent? That it was really all just a snipe hunt for horny newbies?

    nope.

    I gave them a very convoluted set of directions about where to find it, and they wandered off to search for their mirage of bliss.

    Poor fellas.
    • CTP, will you be bringng your glass magnet again to help us clean on Monday? That thing really saved our butt, picked up every little sliver.

      Oh yeah, almost forgot. You borrowed our camp's left handed smoke shifter at the PTDR, we need it.
      • Unsu...
         
        Oh OH! I've caught a playa bat!! It's right here in this big box. Sure, take a look through this hole. Ya gotta bend down and get close to see.....

        Sas
        • You need the special VIP wristband that gets you all access. You also get discounts on ice and coffee, and Sting will do a private performance for you. Of course some anal starlet will be ready for you too.
    • Aww, CTP. You're supposed to give those guys convoluted direction that eventually lead them to Jiffy Lube.
      • the thought had crossed my mind actually :-)
        • Honestly though, I didn't figure that Jiffy Lube needed those idiots harshing their party
          • Ah, that's why you phrase the directions so that they end up at Jiffy Lube with no pants and their wrists ziptied to their ankles. Just tell em that's how you have to dress to get into the orgy.
            • only if they're cute.


              "Ah, that's why you phrase the directions so that they end up at Jiffy Lube with no pants and their wrists ziptied to their ankles. Just tell em that's how you have to dress to get into the orgy. "
  • I'm sorry, this post is way late and quite.... disturbed. I got as far as "Girl on Girl action" and had to only shake my head. I remember living with lesbians. I also remember the "male fantasy of living with lesbians" it is a load of crock shit. yes, you get to hear them having sex, but if you value your penis and balls, fantasy is best stuck to an audible masturbation material. delusion leads you to trouble. I will honestly admit to beating off for a lonly night of hornyness but several rooms over two girls are "getting it on" hell... imagination can play a great part of "oh yeah... damn i'm good" even if it is a fact that you are not actually making her scream. but for Gods sake pubesent boys and even elder guys... jerk your meat more, and quit being idiots. Lesbian does NOT mean, I've been waiting for "you". If they say it does, that's because they are bi, or just really desperate. Gods, I get tired of spelling it out for idiots.
    • OOh, Hyena,

      I think yer in zee wrong tent (or maybe zee right one, but yer attention is on zee sounds coming from three tents over; just watch where ya aim that thing (you know zat thing I mean. Don't make me spell it out: P-E

      ...dantic.

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