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Orgy Tent

topic posted Tue, August 15, 2006 - 7:36 PM by  CTP
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My friend told me that the orgy tent will be in the same place way out past the man this year, and will be bringing in new women all week to maintain a constant 2 Women-1 Man ratio...that all safer sex supplies are free for the asking, and they will even have a few porn stars there all week.

Has anyone else heard this? My friend is a really credible source.
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  • Re: Orgy Tent

    Tue, August 15, 2006 - 7:40 PM
    Yeah man Jenna Jamison told me that last night
    • Re: Orgy Tent

      Tue, August 15, 2006 - 7:53 PM
      <<<Jenna Jamison>>>

      yea! she's the one running it this year.
      • Re: Orgy Tent

        Tue, August 15, 2006 - 8:56 PM
        it was better last year.
        • Re: Orgy Tent

          Tue, August 15, 2006 - 9:29 PM
          It was better next year!
          • Re: Orgy Tent

            Tue, August 15, 2006 - 9:40 PM
            Actually the guest list was closed three weeks ago. You guys will need to wait outside.
            • Re: Orgy Tent

              Tue, August 15, 2006 - 9:42 PM
              Damnit, only sloppy thirtyseconds for me..... ewwww
              • Re: Orgy Tent

                Tue, August 15, 2006 - 9:47 PM
                I get Jenna first ASSHOLES
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                  Re: Orgy Tent

                  Tue, August 15, 2006 - 11:22 PM
                  If you drop the right names you can get it.

                  Hint for where. Not 12 not 1 and orange. Bring a glow stick and lots of condoms.
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                    Re: Orgy Tent

                    Tue, August 15, 2006 - 11:24 PM
                    Damn exclusivness.... it's like the fucking Orange Party or something...
                    • Re: Orgy Tent

                      Tue, August 15, 2006 - 11:29 PM
                      YOu know, half the tents in the city could at one time or another be called an Orgy Tent sometimes during the week. If my camp mates and neighboring camps are anything to go by.

                      My tent is the Go Away with your Nasty Cooties Tent.
                • Re: Orgy Tent

                  Tue, August 15, 2006 - 11:28 PM
                  Punzy... do you share..... <grin>

                  B....
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                    Re: Orgy Tent

                    Tue, August 15, 2006 - 11:31 PM
                    But of course, its an orgy!

                    Girl on girl on girl action! Thats what IM talkin' about!!
                    • Re: Orgy Tent

                      Tue, August 15, 2006 - 11:40 PM
                      Punzy.... you could join us for the girls night(s) out to the Orgasmatron.... it's yummy fun.....

                      Bare
                      • Re: Orgy Tent

                        Tue, August 15, 2006 - 11:50 PM
                        hehe

                        Weve had the orgasmatron discusion before. People butt cooties, remember? heheheh
                        • Re: Orgy Tent

                          Tue, August 15, 2006 - 11:52 PM
                          ahhhh honey.. they clean it.. and ya have clothes on between you and it..... Try it you'll love it.... <grin>

                          ok.. ya dont have to.. but wanna join us anyway.. ya dont have to use it....

                          B....
                          • Re: Orgy Tent

                            Wed, August 16, 2006 - 12:00 AM
                            Yer just tryin to hook me in :)

                            orgasms in public....I dunno, I guess I could go check it out but prolly wouldnt do it :)

                            Id rather have an orgasm in my tent. 'They' might be able to hear it but at least 'they' cant see it...lol
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                              Re: Orgy Tent

                              Wed, August 16, 2006 - 12:26 PM
                              mmmmmm, public orgasms...

                              last year at sf decompression i saw a lady bent over, holding on to a fence while her lover was fucking her from behind. so hot i had to stop and stare for a little while. would i ever be 'that girl'? i dunno, never had a lover with enough balls to do me right out in the middle of a hundreds of people.
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      Re: Orgy Tent

      Wed, August 16, 2006 - 11:16 AM
      jenna is a goddess, for sure. she is the only professional porn star i like at all.
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    Wed, August 16, 2006 - 8:13 AM
    One time a bunch of guys from somewhere in Europe came up to me, and seriously were looking for "the orgy tent" and they had been sent on a wild goose chase by everyone. So did I see it as my civic duty to explain to them that there really wasn't an orgy tent? That it was really all just a snipe hunt for horny newbies?

    nope.

    I gave them a very convoluted set of directions about where to find it, and they wandered off to search for their mirage of bliss.

    Poor fellas.
    • Re: Orgy Tent

      Wed, August 16, 2006 - 8:20 AM
      CTP, will you be bringng your glass magnet again to help us clean on Monday? That thing really saved our butt, picked up every little sliver.

      Oh yeah, almost forgot. You borrowed our camp's left handed smoke shifter at the PTDR, we need it.
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        Re: Orgy Tent

        Wed, August 16, 2006 - 8:32 AM
        Oh OH! I've caught a playa bat!! It's right here in this big box. Sure, take a look through this hole. Ya gotta bend down and get close to see.....

        Sas
        • Re: Orgy Tent

          Wed, August 16, 2006 - 9:34 AM
          You need the special VIP wristband that gets you all access. You also get discounts on ice and coffee, and Sting will do a private performance for you. Of course some anal starlet will be ready for you too.
      • Re: Orgy Tent

        Wed, August 16, 2006 - 10:12 AM
        <<<You borrowed our camp's left handed smoke shifter at the PTDR, we need it.>>>

        No problem. And thanks - I couldn't have rotated my exhaust bearings without it.
        • Re: Orgy Tent

          Wed, August 16, 2006 - 10:15 AM
          (Note to self: Make sure to use the living Christ outta the term "rotate my exhaust bearings" in pseudo-sexual ways)
        • Re: Orgy Tent

          Wed, August 16, 2006 - 11:36 AM
          is there any way I can rotate my exhaust bearings without a smoke shifter. can someone do this for me on the playa or is Burning Man now ruined for me? maybe I'll have to sell my ticket for cheap.
          • Re: Orgy Tent

            Wed, August 16, 2006 - 1:29 PM
            <<<is there any way I can rotate my exhaust bearings without a smoke shifter. can someone do this for me on the playa or is Burning Man now ruined for me?>>>

            If I don't give TC's smoke shifter back then I can do it at BYB. It helps if you bring some spares with you too. Since I only bring metric.
    • Re: Orgy Tent

      Wed, August 16, 2006 - 11:40 AM
      Aww, CTP. You're supposed to give those guys convoluted direction that eventually lead them to Jiffy Lube.
      • Re: Orgy Tent

        Wed, August 16, 2006 - 1:17 PM
        the thought had crossed my mind actually :-)
        • Re: Orgy Tent

          Wed, August 16, 2006 - 1:43 PM
          Honestly though, I didn't figure that Jiffy Lube needed those idiots harshing their party
          • Re: Orgy Tent

            Wed, August 16, 2006 - 2:09 PM
            Ah, that's why you phrase the directions so that they end up at Jiffy Lube with no pants and their wrists ziptied to their ankles. Just tell em that's how you have to dress to get into the orgy.
            • Re: Orgy Tent

              Wed, August 16, 2006 - 2:56 PM
              only if they're cute.


              "Ah, that's why you phrase the directions so that they end up at Jiffy Lube with no pants and their wrists ziptied to their ankles. Just tell em that's how you have to dress to get into the orgy. "
              • Re: Orgy Tent

                Wed, August 16, 2006 - 3:25 PM
                Cute is totally subjective. I think gullible enough to fall for it should be the operative thing here.
  • Re: Orgy Tent

    Wed, August 16, 2006 - 11:12 AM
    My best friend's greeter's brother was actually invited to the orgy tent last year. He said there was hot & cold running lube, slings and swings, and all the cocktails you could drink.


  • Re: Orgy Tent

    Thu, August 17, 2006 - 1:09 AM
    I'm sorry, this post is way late and quite.... disturbed. I got as far as "Girl on Girl action" and had to only shake my head. I remember living with lesbians. I also remember the "male fantasy of living with lesbians" it is a load of crock shit. yes, you get to hear them having sex, but if you value your penis and balls, fantasy is best stuck to an audible masturbation material. delusion leads you to trouble. I will honestly admit to beating off for a lonly night of hornyness but several rooms over two girls are "getting it on" hell... imagination can play a great part of "oh yeah... damn i'm good" even if it is a fact that you are not actually making her scream. but for Gods sake pubesent boys and even elder guys... jerk your meat more, and quit being idiots. Lesbian does NOT mean, I've been waiting for "you". If they say it does, that's because they are bi, or just really desperate. Gods, I get tired of spelling it out for idiots.
    • Re: Orgy Tent

      Thu, August 17, 2006 - 8:07 AM
      OOh, Hyena,

      I think yer in zee wrong tent (or maybe zee right one, but yer attention is on zee sounds coming from three tents over; just watch where ya aim that thing (you know zat thing I mean. Don't make me spell it out: P-E

      ...dantic.
  • Re: Orgy Tent

    Thu, August 17, 2006 - 8:17 AM
    What if we want a 2-man to guy ratio? Which tent is that?
    • Re: Orgy Tent

      Thu, August 17, 2006 - 8:53 AM
      everybody say it with me now.... JIFFYLUBE

      (or, thanks to corporate hack lawyers threatening to sue....STIFFYLUBE)
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        Re: Orgy Tent

        Thu, August 17, 2006 - 9:35 AM
        Bacon makes a nice lube but it breaks down condom latex.

        However, after I get to know you guys a bit more...

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