Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List

topic posted Wed, April 23, 2008 - 4:11 AM by  tron-ee
Heyyy Eartherz..gotta goood deal for yall...UFO fer sale...

(not mine - don't contact me)

======= CraigsList ======

www.craigslist.org/about/be...7547.html

best of craigslist >phoenix > Space Ship for Sale $3500.00
or best offer

Originally Posted: Mon, 18
Feb 15:09 MST
Space Ship for Sale $3500.00 or best offer
Date: 2008-02-18, 3:09PM MST

This space ship is in excellent
condition! Only 300 million
Intergalactic miles, 4 passenger, no
meteor dents, possibly needs reactor
seals and recharged flux capacitor, 1
owner. Still have the original owners
manual. Does have a wobble issue at Mach
12 but clears once it hits 15 not sure
what that is but I lose the GPS screen
for about a minute or so. Complete with
bubble glass windows! Never crashed! For
sale $3500 OBO. Clear title in hand,
cash sale only, no trades and I won't
take payments. Once it leaves the earth,
I know you are not coming back so why
would I??? DUH! It needs some TLC like
an alignment and new landing sensors.
Stored in a secure warehouse in Phx.
Must sell City of Phx pressuring me,
they say it's an eye sore?? It's on my
front lawn and it's burnt the grass last
year when it was running, I have the re
entry burners turned up to kill the
termites and scorpions when landing.

* Location: Glendale, Arizona

======= Love - tron =======
posted by:
tron-ee
Los Angeles
  • Unsu...
     

    Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List

    Wed, April 23, 2008 - 12:04 PM
    Makes me think of the further unknown elements on the Periodic Table.
    Superheavy stable unradioactive artificially created not possible to cook
    up in any Sun sorta 'materials'.

    Seriously, I saw a story in 'Discover' about it one time.
  • Unsu...
     

    Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List

    Wed, April 23, 2008 - 1:14 PM
    tron-ee, you will have to make sure to mutate the UFO so that the underlying vehicle is no longer discernable or it will ruin all the fun. ( you could disguise it as a Hummer, or something). Or you will have to get a handicapped pass (just show up with your octopus legs and head in a fishbowl and you're in)

    Will you accept PayPal? I could send you a check from my Nigerian Uncle for $10,000,000 and you just send me the change. Keep a million for your trouble.
  • Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List

    Fri, April 25, 2008 - 12:28 AM
    Hey! That is my UFO! I was mushroom picking on Tracers 7 and someone stole my ship! I need it back! Have you ever tried Hitch Hiking through that Galaxy! I had to get a ride with some Truxdusers from the RollerDomeRave planet! Please return it .... I can identify it. It was just upgraded with the Owsley drive and has a wavy gravy trimuter thrust with E=MC DJ after burners. Please return to Chefdaddy at the Black Rock City Canoe Club.

Recent topics in "Burning Man"