Heyyy Eartherz..gotta goood deal for yall...UFO fer sale...
(not mine - don't contact me)
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best of craigslist >phoenix > Space Ship for Sale $3500.00
or best offer
Originally Posted: Mon, 18
Feb 15:09 MST
Space Ship for Sale $3500.00 or best offer
Date: 2008-02-18, 3:09PM MST
This space ship is in excellent
condition! Only 300 million
Intergalactic miles, 4 passenger, no
meteor dents, possibly needs reactor
seals and recharged flux capacitor, 1
owner. Still have the original owners
manual. Does have a wobble issue at Mach
12 but clears once it hits 15 not sure
what that is but I lose the GPS screen
for about a minute or so. Complete with
bubble glass windows! Never crashed! For
sale $3500 OBO. Clear title in hand,
cash sale only, no trades and I won't
take payments. Once it leaves the earth,
I know you are not coming back so why
would I??? DUH! It needs some TLC like
an alignment and new landing sensors.
Stored in a secure warehouse in Phx.
Must sell City of Phx pressuring me,
they say it's an eye sore?? It's on my
front lawn and it's burnt the grass last
year when it was running, I have the re
entry burners turned up to kill the
termites and scorpions when landing.
* Location: Glendale, Arizona
======= Love - tron =======
(not mine - don't contact me)
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best of craigslist >phoenix > Space Ship for Sale $3500.00
or best offer
Originally Posted: Mon, 18
Feb 15:09 MST
Space Ship for Sale $3500.00 or best offer
Date: 2008-02-18, 3:09PM MST
This space ship is in excellent
condition! Only 300 million
Intergalactic miles, 4 passenger, no
meteor dents, possibly needs reactor
seals and recharged flux capacitor, 1
owner. Still have the original owners
manual. Does have a wobble issue at Mach
12 but clears once it hits 15 not sure
what that is but I lose the GPS screen
for about a minute or so. Complete with
bubble glass windows! Never crashed! For
sale $3500 OBO. Clear title in hand,
cash sale only, no trades and I won't
take payments. Once it leaves the earth,
I know you are not coming back so why
would I??? DUH! It needs some TLC like
an alignment and new landing sensors.
Stored in a secure warehouse in Phx.
Must sell City of Phx pressuring me,
they say it's an eye sore?? It's on my
front lawn and it's burnt the grass last
year when it was running, I have the re
entry burners turned up to kill the
termites and scorpions when landing.
* Location: Glendale, Arizona
======= Love - tron =======
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Wed, April 23, 2008 - 5:39 AMArizona, figures..... -
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Wed, April 23, 2008 - 9:17 AM<Arizona, figures.....>
Hey now! What's your point? -
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Wed, April 23, 2008 - 10:12 AMMcCain country -
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Wed, April 23, 2008 - 12:43 PMUh yeah, sorry about that. -
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Wed, April 23, 2008 - 12:53 PM"Cowboy" is just pissed somebody is threatening his tribe foil crown for being chief moonbat. -
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Wed, April 23, 2008 - 7:56 PMI'm goin to Sedona to do some UFO watchin'. -
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Wed, April 23, 2008 - 9:19 PMEddie see: bm.tribe.net/thread/0577...e2107d55544a
to fulfill your needs. -
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Wed, April 23, 2008 - 9:28 PMSorry "Cowboy" I'm not going to start taking drugs so you don't feel so alone when you take your daily meds.
BTW My 6 year old nephew made sugar crystals for a science project in school. If you want after he is done I can ask him to donate them to you so you can use it to prove something about building 7. -
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Wed, April 23, 2008 - 9:55 PMEddie your mind is already on drugs..... -
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 1:43 PMA UFO crashed into Building 7! It did, I saw it!
And Guilianni knew it was going to happen!
(Sorry, couldn't resist. I think I'll put my arm in that molten metal now.) -
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 5:00 PMW loves his Kool_Aid drinkin buddies!
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Wed, April 23, 2008 - 9:25 PMoh, for christ sakes! I thought dissing Cowboy for his views went out with the Green Man!
someone didn't get the transmission. Er, telegraph message.
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Wed, April 23, 2008 - 12:04 PMMakes me think of the further unknown elements on the Periodic Table.
Superheavy stable unradioactive artificially created not possible to cook
up in any Sun sorta 'materials'.
Seriously, I saw a story in 'Discover' about it one time.
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Wed, April 23, 2008 - 1:14 PMtron-ee, you will have to make sure to mutate the UFO so that the underlying vehicle is no longer discernable or it will ruin all the fun. ( you could disguise it as a Hummer, or something). Or you will have to get a handicapped pass (just show up with your octopus legs and head in a fishbowl and you're in)
Will you accept PayPal? I could send you a check from my Nigerian Uncle for $10,000,000 and you just send me the change. Keep a million for your trouble. -
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Wed, April 23, 2008 - 9:22 PMHey!!! That guy can't sell my house! WTF!?!
Oh, I am totally suing, I own that busted P.O.S. and I am not moving out of it.
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 7:02 PM
That's a very cool ship.
I'm actually interested but....I do have a few questions.
For starters 1) how conscientious have you been about changing the phased positron injectors every 3.5 parsecs? 2) when was the last time you upgraded (or re-booted) the orbital interlock software for the ion drive gate valve mechanism? 3) any proto-nebula accretionary disc damage to speak of?
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 7:46 PMWhat about geese in its intake valves?
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 7:48 PMI didn't enter the atmosphere over Canada, dumb squirrel.
Try all those monarch butterflies in Mexico. -
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 9:00 PMHey, I knew I recognized you from somewhere!
At least as a stowaway, I take up a lot less space!
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 8:25 PMHoly Doc Brown!! It has a FLUX CAPACITOR!!! -
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 10:53 PMOf course it does, how else could it have gotten here from 1985? Hmmm?
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Fri, April 25, 2008 - 12:28 AMHey! That is my UFO! I was mushroom picking on Tracers 7 and someone stole my ship! I need it back! Have you ever tried Hitch Hiking through that Galaxy! I had to get a ride with some Truxdusers from the RollerDomeRave planet! Please return it .... I can identify it. It was just upgraded with the Owsley drive and has a wavy gravy trimuter thrust with E=MC DJ after burners. Please return to Chefdaddy at the Black Rock City Canoe Club. -
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Fri, April 25, 2008 - 10:27 AMIf you haven't noticed, it got stolen from me. Take it up with the guy who has it listed for sale.
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Sat, April 26, 2008 - 2:34 AMI could salvage the Purple Owsley drive,it is hard to get -
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Re: Used UFO 4 Sale - Craigs List
Sat, April 26, 2008 - 4:05 AMWhat if it's a few squares short of a sheet?
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