They mostly just walk away shaking their heads, but that's just me...
KK

Spend my time bitching about how next year was better.
:)

I tell them I spectate.


So, what prize does the person with the best answer get?

Just tell them the truth:

We worship Satan, eat newborn Christian babies, and marry gay men.

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work, when I am not worshiping Satan, eat newborn Christian babies, or marrying gay men.

This is what I would say...

I chase furry things, particularly people dressed in bunny outfits. I like to help build the city, so I gift in the form of labor and usually make new friends, get a free lunch out of it and on a good day, a nice shot of chilled tequila. I like to watch the sunrise at the temple and spend the sunset in a drum circle. At midnight, I end up at the Man, spin poi and if all goes well, my crew and I will go on an adventure with another crew. There's this double decker pink bus. Yes a pink bus and it's a ton of fun, not sure exactly what happened but I think I had a blast cuz' I woke up getting massaged by a guy with bunny ears.

And it's only Tuesday morning.

i know nothing!
i see nothing!
i do nothing!

Butt sex, devil worship, pleather. Some still do poi. Nerds.

So, this one time, at Burning Man...