My money says 'snark'. Specifically, making fun of the people who made those comments. Dunno if you want to call that 'bid for attention' or not. Could make a case for it, I suppose.

Black hole of worthless discourse


Werd.

Doesn't that one fall under 'self-absorbed'? Or does it need a separate entry? *puzzled*

>...a lengthy social experiment designed to help you articulate your own shortcomings."

And then dwell on them until they drive you into therapy where you'll spend inordinate amounts of money to have a professional practitioner who is likely MORE fucked up than you'll ever be take your hard earned money and spend it on fast cars, hot babes and an apartment in the city which you could never afford.

In the great words of Ernie Hudson in the Movie GhostBusters ( also co-stars with Brandon Lee in the film "The Crow"

" I LOVE THIS TOWN!"

Troll ~ Invalid. No bridge around. I am a bit hairy though.
spammer ~ Invalid. I don’t know how anyone can sell art theory, but if you have an idea...
attention-whore.~ Invaid. More a John as in I pay attention to whores for their attention.
self-congratulatory egomania ~ Valid. I am to self esteem as Hulk is to Hulkamania.
threatened by women~ Valid. My wife threatened me with a cheese stick once, once.
fit throwing ~ Valid. I can throw a tantrum. You should see my sketch pads.
insulter ~Valid. Like Conan the insulter.”Weve gotto get tothe CHOPPA”
sad ~ Invalid. No depression. Some say I suffer from the opposite.. over enthusiasm.
delusional.. ~ Valid. Life is an illusion. The Beatles said so.
Fuck ~ Valid. I do have three children who I think are mine.. but ya never know..
so little going on in their real life ~ Valid. three children, three jobs, fourteen art projects, a wife, family and friends... any Jamaican would say “ you Lazy bum you”.
crap.~ Invalid. I’m pretty perverted but not into scat, sorry to disappoint.
un-positive~ Valid. I am very un-positive that art is insignificant.
attention seeking, "lying" prankster~ Valid. I have lied to draw attention to a prank.
a legend in his own mind to start with.~ Valid. I know all about Sinbad the sailor.
deluded, AND a joke..... ~ Valid. I do joke about the deluded and delude jokes.
shut the hell up ~ Valid. I am non spiritual and do shut the hell out of my thinking.
The Black hole of worthless discourse~ Invalid. I come 2nd to Lying Bare.
fuckwad ~ Valid. I am the product of a great orgasim.
loudmouthed prick ~ Invalid. I have to use a megaphone to get hard.
laughingly pontificating~ Valid. But only on Tuesdays
the Jerry Springer of Tribe. ~ Invalid. But maybe Riki Lake.
abuser ~ Valid. Call it tough love. Real tough love.
such an ass. ~ Valid. Thank you. I do step aerobics to keep my fanny slim..he he.
lameness. Lame, lame, lame. ~ Invalid. Last I checked all my limbs were intact.
little worm.~ Valid. From “the Crow“.” Little worm on a big fucking hook”
nit wit ~ Invalid. My IQ is 142. I think that technically makes me a “moron”
sick joke ~ Valid~ Why did the chicken cross the road? Road kill art performance.
drama llama ~ Valid. Just so I can put this on my resume. Sounds so cool.
bratty kid ~ Valid ~ I hate seatbelts and helmets.
bad upbringin' ~ Valid. I’m hooked on Ebonics..
you suck ~ Invalid. It was a handjob not a blow job. Why ?what did you hear?
jackass ~ Valid. I’m done some stupid dares. Swimming the Farallon Islands was stupid.
desperate for attention ~ Invaid ~ I get plenty of attention. I‘d say an over abundance.
antiquated binary bullshit ~ Invaid. I use neo Binary Bullshit.
attention-whore ~ Valid. Just for the redundancy.
hater ~ Valid. I hate blind fanaticism and baseball.
misogynist ~ Invalid. I do not give good massages but I’m learning.
little boy ~ Valid. I’m 38, 5’8” 180 lbs. When compared to really old basketball players.
a joke ~ Valid. No one should take me seriously, but some idiots still get offended.
ass ~ Invalid. But you can kiss it anyways.
wanker ~ Valid. I once jerked off on a woman’s foot.
creepy ~ Valid. But not as creepy as the woman who wanted me to jerk off on her foot.
Dildo ~ Valid. Strap on sex is kind fun when the proper mood is struck.
evil ~ Valid. Like the fruit of the dEVIL, whom I don’t believe in.
defiler ~ Valid. I have done graffiti before. My people call it Muraling.
lying charade ~ Valid. I love cheating at charades!
pedantic ~ Valid. I am ever the teacher of unseriousness.
arrogant ~ Valid. I exaggeratedly offend my own importance every chance I get.
long-winded ~Valid. I can hold my breath for almost two minutes. Fat girls take note.
needing medication~ Valid. I need that “FUCKITOL” pill.
wasted upon ~ Valid. Your insults are wasted on me.
lack of conceptions and comprehension ~ Valid. Quantum physics gets really hairy for me.
excuses his behaviors ~ Valid. I don’t feel tardy.
egotistical ~ Valid. Trying to figure out who isn’t.
rhetoric.... ~ Invalid. My internal voice just happens to be loud enough for others to hear.
lower lifeform ~ Valid. I live at sea level.
deserves disrespect ~ Valid. I also deserve free drugs, sex and a new car.
deserves no consideration~ Invalid. I got my disseveration from the thrift store.
egomania ~ Valid. Lego my ego.
tagger ~ Valid. If I could spray paint your ass, I’d do it.
brass, clanging, virtual balls ~ Invalid. My virtual balls ring more than clang.
snobbish art-nazi horseshit. ~ Valid. Only Hitler’s Horse’s shit is art.
hyper-hormonal teenage boy ~Valid. You have no idea.
rather tiresome joke ~ Invalid. Knock knock....
involving hands on cocks.~ Invalid. I can only fit one hand on most people’s cocks.
teeeeeeeny tiny little dick~ Valid. Most women/men can barely feel me cum in their ass.
Micro-mouse-dick. ~ Invalid. Not really into bestiality. Did dress up as Godzilla once.
pre-pubescent-esque dick wad~ Invalid. I am not attracted to young or stupid people.
IT~ Valid. Steven King did write a novel based on me.
overcompensation ~ Valid. I Always re read a post even when the poster is dumb.
horse shit drama ~ Invalid. This would make an interesting play. The Bard beware.
bullshit ~ Valid. I am a cow. But I’m sacred in India :)
ordinary man ~ Invalid. Unless you consider me a Burningman , then it’s valid.
un-genius ~ Valid. Fuck o coyote...supah un -genieouse!
pathetic~ Valid. I do evoke tenderness don’t I?
crap~ Invalid. But I think the idea of a Dirty Sanchez in kinda funny.
masturbatory, male-centered physical gratification concept ~Valid. Church going hell yea!
resents women~ Valid. I do resent your higher hip structure in terms of swimming.
no balls~ Invalid. On occasion I shave and polish them.
subterfuger ~ Valid. But no more than every artist.
manipulator ~ Valid. You should see what I can do with play doh.
wormy little liar ~ Invalid. I have made some rather big lies about worms.
foolish manboy ~ Invalid. The Pedophile was the Mutator Guy.
not a REAL man ~ Invalid. I am not a real WOMAN.
hypocritical mud slinging ~ Valid. Get ready for the Wild West Mud Slinger Shoot Out!
a totally clueless judgmental self-involved sexist jackass~ Correction. Sexy Jackass.
immature, insecure, naive, uneducated, humorless, *asshole*~ Invalid. I can take a joke.
underdeveloped person with poor qualities~ Valid. I can’t spell worth a damn.
twisted man ~ Valid. I’m pretty flexible even though I refuse to do yoga.
self-centered brat ~ Valid. I’m working on becoming a other-centered brat.
travesty~ Invalid. I am only a travesty to people who lie to themselves.
disgusting ~ Valid. I disgust fundamentalist when I talk about dinosaurs.
tonnage of bad vibe ~ Valid. I’m bad like Michael Jackson is Bad.
chunk of shit in the punchbowl of community interaction~ Valid. But I piss clear.
puppetmaster~ Valid. But that is “Master of Puppets” to you.
slash and dash ~ Invalid. I always stick around to watch the finale.
bad behavior ~ Valid. I no not do as I am told, behave or mindlessly follow needless rules designed to scare people into treating each others as superiors, inferiors or enemies.

From this I can see how my opponents have me dead to rights. I am an enemy to all things that promote self deceit, fear based social graces, ignorance encouragement, systematic trust, blind faith, self righteousness, entitlement, idea ownership, uncreative, popularity justice, faux security enforcement, and people who have ears only for their own voice.

I now must think of all new ways to engaged people so that it necomes even more apparent that I am offering a different point of view to our collective happiness.
One that involves a radical system by which to include people and ideas
and at the same time exposes the harm of people you feel entitled to be “offended” by anything.

Thank you all for helping me become a better version of myself.

This town does needs an Enema.

We’ll see who is still here producing things next year.

We always do.

Dog bless Burnmerica!