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FKO Radio Pancakes Presents

TOON TOWN DISCO

The silliest Place On Earth

“There is no evidence in the universe to suggest that life is serious.” Brendan Gill
You must be high to ride this ride.

The Toon Town Disco welcomes you to party in a place generally reserved for cartoons.

“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”

Tired of the same old trance clubs? Can’t seem to break the monotony of trying to be sexy and cool at Burning man? Do you long be as facetious, loud and obnoxiously silly as you want to be?

We’ll.. This space is building just for you. A place that is through being cool. A place were you do not have to be grown up, but don’t have to lose your grown up desire. A place where silly and wacky and wildly nonsensical, are but the tips of the iceberg.

Dance to shakeyabooty silly disco parody comedy children’s funky sesame obscure music!
Feast on the cartoon cross dressing x rated orgy loonacy artworks!
Projection Art~ including Cartoon Porn, live feed video and obscure imagery
Jump in the line for twisted guilty pleasure heavy mental showtoon airband Karaokes!
Have a hand up our cast of music super video lip sync muppetpuppets!

Enjoy the many dance calls including:
The John Travolta
Boogie with you’re mouth open Dance
White People Dance
Break Dance
Hoochie Mama or Ass Shaking Dance
Group Grope Dance
Do the Robot Dance
Everybody was Kung fu fighting
Talking Heads Dance
FlashDance
The Lawnmower Man
Mime Dance
Toxic Waltz (mosh)
Can Can

It’s a place that you can Klown or Pee Wee Herman or Bunny Jam or Furry or Devo or Cheese It Up or Rock Out with Your Cock/Cunt Out! It’s a Go Go Godzilla place. It’s a ADD Place. It’s … well it’s the Loony Bin.

Bang a gong, Get your “Toon on”

But in order to do this, we need a few people to help.
In other words we are looking for a few people to volunteer each night to help us keep the silliness on “11”
Volunteers or people we like to call “Loonacy toons” are people who show up, get in the mood, and help other partiucipants to activities which include, but not limited to~

Heavy Metal Karaoke (air guitar allowed)
Air Band championships
Silent Karaoke (only the singer can hear the music, but we hear the voice)
Impromptu Lip-sync / Air-band Performance to guilty pleasure songs
Hand puppet lip sync performances
Spontaneous Sock Puppet Theatre
Pie in the face
And of course, the Pirate’s Booty shakin.

All our vollunteer and pre sexual Positions are as follows:

Darth DJ ~ Basically handles the MC, music, lights and Dance Cards.
Tiggr~ Da Bouncer~ wears Tigger outfit helps with dances, and assorted floor frolic.
I’m with the band~ Two or three people to help fill the stage with air band support, back up line singers and helps with the contest and dancers.
Queen Fko ~ Contest MC, Door Barker and overall dance leader.

You pick your own character nemes J

All sexual positions are asked to help keep the over all spirit of unseriousness on “11”, whether it bee doing puppets, promoting dances, or just squeezing the guest J
We have mood setters for the space

We don’t have rules but we have condements:

10 Condements

Share the Silly.
No shame.
Nothing sacred.
If this your first time to FKO Club, you must FKO.
Leave no Trance
Take no offense
Pull the stick out of your ass and lick it
Cheese
Refrain from choices that will get any of us arrested
No parking on the dance floor

FKO Industries would like to extend a hard-on for our sisters, brothers and asshole cousins:
Church of Sub Genius
Bobist
Discordians
Disciples of Eres
Secular Discordians
Cacphonist
Suicide Clubbers
And anyone from that group who thought they were gonna catch a ride on that fucking meteorite.

Waiver of seriousness~ By entering this space you agree to be a consenting participant of the:
Adult orientated unserious, silly, politically uncorrect, culturally insensitive, intentional lunacy, societal inappropriate, inspired nonsense and other absurd atmospheric whims.

You also agree to:
Help promote the public unwellfare by doing stupid dances, participate in the spirit of Fuckolymic competitions, being a nonsense activist, exercising your sense of humor and engaging yourself in the frolic that is unseriousness.

You furthermore agree to:
Do your part in making sure the cops have no reason to interfere. (Keep it legal please.)

In other words, we like to ROCK OUT with our COCK/CUNT OUT, but while keeping the COP OUT.


Common misunderstandings~ Some people define FKOism as stupidity, moronism, anarchy and destructive intentions, But they are mistaken. Fko’s do not set out to destroy or interfere with anything. FKO is generally more about intentional celebration of a life unserious. Fko is not mean spirited or enabled by things like hate, jealousy and greed. These things would mean that the fko has taken something seriously, and that would be un-FKO. FKO is actually the practice of the philosophical tenants that suppose:

“If LIFE IS UNSERIOUS, WHAT THEN?”

Thus a life that is spent in unseriousness, absurdities, uncommonness and exploratory frolic is a common result among FKO’s because if life is not serious, that means that seriousness is a choice. Fko’s choose their seriousness and unseriousness.

Critics have purposed that the assertion that life may be unserious is a stupid act in itself.
Replies to this assertion range from; “ Only a serious person would think so.” to “Go back to you’re cubicle and dream on f,M/M,/./‘ucker.”

Some things you may hear (or say yourself) may include but not limited to:

“ Light that fucking mummy on fire!”
“ Bobafet?”
“If it’s gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mash potatoes!”
“Get in my Belly!”
“But do you take it in the ass?”
“I was just helping this sheep over the fence, when he kicked my pants off, officer. “
“Eat the Bat!”
“I’m not FKO, you’re FKO.”


Every night the disco will be open but we need vollunteers and contestans for the following special events (usually between 8 and 10 pm or when ever the mummy strikes~

Mon~ 80’s dark pop Disco~ lip sync and act out ~Dephce Mode,adam ant,erasure,cure,suxie,love rockets
Tues~ heavy metal Kareokee, trhash metal, mr. bungle, infectious grooves, queen, anything you bring
Wed ~ Fuckolympics @noon / Blacklight Ball, uv drum and bass, and glowy fun
Thurs~ Air Band championships~ grab a buudy and air band your ass off!
Fri~ Hecklers theatre 10 oclock showing of a really bad film we can heckle, with sock puppets
Sat ~ Toon Town Disco~ strait up carzyness, p funk, kc shunshine band, funky town cartoon style


So if you feel like you need to be a part opf this theme camp, then you should. If you can lend us your cartoon personality for a night, we will love you forever. If you have ideas that would make this even more fnord, let us know. If you want to enter your team in the fuckolympics, the air band championships or just let us know when you are fucking commin, we can’t wait to hear from you.

Burn like there will never be another burn.

Oxoxo
fucko

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