Tribe.net. Local Connections *xRx* http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#b645617d-42d0-44bf-8755-30bee9f67412 2007-02-25T22:49:53Z 2007-02-25T22:49:53Z

A couple doses a day keeps the fatigue away. As you come on, so shall you come off. Ask no directions and find no last chance lap dancecamp...... As you make your camp so must you party in it. Afternoon showers brings muck. As soon as burner is born he begins to get high. Curiosity killed the smuck who rides without a light. Do not fry out your welcome. Optimism is next to sanity. Never mix your designer drugs. Look before you sell narcotics to an informer. Marriages are made and broken on the playa. Many hands make a dialed camp. Height is tite. Resourcefulness has its own reward. 5 is company, 10 is a full blown orgy. Two thongs do not make hot booty pants. Taste hot, want not. When in doubt EAT fresh Koochie!(Ok that one was a little crass LOL)

*xRx* 2007-02-25T22:49:53Z Bugjon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#91bf0aaa-84ca-4fe6-a381-c99cad92bed1 2007-02-25T21:54:33Z 2007-02-25T21:54:33Z

That's Lexdysics

Bugjon 2007-02-25T21:54:33Z Jo http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#714536ed-7eab-4a96-9645-f74018bdb981 2007-02-25T21:13:08Z 2007-02-25T21:13:08Z

oooh i want to click my heels! There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home!

Jo 2007-02-25T21:13:08Z Kaellie http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#061e39b4-8907-47ba-9bb2-9954f208a839 2007-02-25T03:34:37Z 2007-02-25T03:33:11Z

Beware the Dark Playa. Deathguild is the great leveler. Great minds burn alike Every Burner loves to see himself blink All's well that burns well They that dance must find the fiddler Cleanliness is next to impossible You can't take it with you when you die, but that's the only excuse on the playa I'll except, LNT A rolling art car gathers no hippies Playa-tan is only skin deep Tent walls have ears Gifting begins in camp A fool and his car keys are soon parted Two is company, three's a theme camp Variety is the spice of Burning Man Discretion is the better part of Burner Money is the root of getting your ass to Burning Man There's no fool like a Burner fool One good burn deserves another There's no burn without fire Better to dance alone than in bad sound camps Never too late to burn And... There's no place like Home

Kaellie 2007-02-25T03:33:11Z Xak http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#3569a9af-ed11-4388-9f84-495a75c8d661 2007-02-25T00:05:11Z 2007-02-25T00:05:11Z

There is no hug, like a playa hug Your first burn is the cheapest On a cold night, your best friends are the furriest ones Seek your inner dust Where there is smoke, your fires not hot enough Burn, Burner, Burniest There's beautiful, and then there's playa beautiful

Xak 2007-02-25T00:05:11Z $item.owner.firstName http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#6caa6290-a03e-492e-beed-239ea30beba8 2007-02-24T19:37:19Z 2007-02-24T19:37:19Z

yup- you can buy the little round pastry forms- you fold them loosely in half and then fold them again fold side down over the side of the bowl... i am on board if'n you'd like.

$item.owner.firstName 2007-02-24T19:37:19Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#805bd722-b62e-48ef-8694-b2ac24e5bc98 2007-02-24T19:23:41Z 2007-02-24T19:23:41Z

My bf just got in on this...here he goes: There's more than one way to light a hat. The first step is the dustiest. Silence is golden, but playa din rules. Old watermelon rinds die hard. Nothing is certain but fire and ashes. Platina is the mother of invention.

Neon 2007-02-24T19:23:41Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#3198120f-f9ad-4136-a687-73ce8388f417 2007-02-24T18:57:13Z 2007-02-24T18:57:13Z

Red sky at night, Burner's delight. Red sky in morning, Burners are snoring.

Neon 2007-02-24T18:57:13Z Terry http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#564b450d-599c-4c64-9d76-ef5a3b8d200d 2007-02-23T21:19:56Z 2007-02-23T21:19:56Z

I like! but I think I'd go with A waterbottle a day keeps the dry heaves at bay

Terry 2007-02-23T21:19:56Z ♪James http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#55794cfd-fef2-4cf9-a60c-6c7f15ed1876 2007-02-21T22:58:42Z 2007-02-21T22:58:42Z

"Shit in one porta-potty and wish in another and see which one fills up first"

♪James 2007-02-21T22:58:42Z Chris Jus'thinkin! http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#9ff02aa6-fd10-48de-9311-a399792aeb9c 2007-02-21T22:57:26Z 2007-02-21T22:57:26Z

I'd say "believe it or not", but in this day and age my best advice is to simultaneously believe everything and nothing... BUT- If you google it, you can find places that will make custom fortune cookies. Believe me or Not ;- )

Chris Jus'thinkin! 2007-02-21T22:57:26Z Chris Jus'thinkin! http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#583e6d0a-37e7-443f-acb3-07c6f2add8ef 2007-02-21T22:55:28Z 2007-02-21T22:55:28Z

Damn, Ray!! I was getting so excited reading this far down into this thread and thinking "oh my God I'm so lucky!! I'm coming into this thread late and it looks like I can bust out one of my favorite lines!" But then you went and posted it. But that's OK, 'cause my next best line is yours: The Sane Burner's motto*: *or, how to participate in group projects without exercising your guilty concience... Always-- Underpromise and Overdeliver. Not exactly a proverb, but good words to keep in mind... XOXO!

Chris Jus'thinkin! 2007-02-21T22:55:28Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#c68fa13f-fccd-4464-9ad1-dd0201bc3eb0 2007-02-21T17:55:33Z 2007-02-21T17:55:33Z

<<A stittch in neon saves fire>> OUCH! Get that needle away from me!

Neon 2007-02-21T17:55:33Z Dan http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#4396716d-db20-4486-a629-c43cb9a5dc3b 2007-02-21T17:53:29Z 2007-02-21T17:53:29Z

Burn something once, why burn it again? All that glitters doesn't dance Fourteen ounces of bacon saves a pound of pork A stittch in neon saves fire A waterbottle a day keeps the elves at bay It's a good day to burn.

Dan 2007-02-21T17:53:29Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#63bcf3bf-0256-47ff-85cb-f9794895bf46 2007-02-21T17:42:36Z 2007-02-21T17:42:36Z

Don't eat a dead glowstick.

Neon 2007-02-21T17:42:36Z Kamikaze http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#7de3303f-f885-46d4-ab05-05b6bda8b140 2007-02-20T21:52:14Z 2007-02-20T21:52:14Z

Great job, Terry. This list is a Keeper!! Please include 'There is no TEAM in FUCK YOU!" I was there when (I believe Mayfield) first said it on the Ranch. KK

Kamikaze 2007-02-20T21:52:14Z Kamikaze http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#d106f69d-329b-4942-9af5-fc055d83f712 2007-02-20T21:50:34Z 2007-02-20T21:50:34Z

I was going to post, but then I realized that I was Following PUMA again. KK Fuck! Unsend!!

Kamikaze 2007-02-20T21:50:34Z PUMA http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#e29cb6b7-6e6f-4c4e-81f3-cee4e1cca251 2007-02-20T21:20:56Z 2007-02-20T21:20:56Z

Make it happen. There is no TEAM in FUCK YOU. It's only kinky the first time. He who hesitates returns to a pile of ashes.

PUMA 2007-02-20T21:20:56Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#beb8e956-e3fd-4a47-b9a1-1d3e901219b5 2007-02-20T19:01:41Z 2007-02-20T19:01:41Z

Thanks Terry! Excellent compilation!

Neon 2007-02-20T19:01:41Z ..XS.. http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#232cd2c1-b9db-4a20-a226-7e286bbfb587 2007-02-20T18:39:38Z 2007-02-20T18:39:38Z

Well done Terry! Copy cut and paste.

..XS.. 2007-02-20T18:39:38Z ..XS.. http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#f7cabaa0-02e8-4967-9bb4-825b8306ac17 2007-02-20T18:38:43Z 2007-02-20T18:38:43Z

Some truly excellent proverbs young burners... They would make amazing playa fortune cookies! Good one Terry. Here's my single cent; "You ain't got shade, You ain't got shit!" Or simply "Got shade?"

..XS.. 2007-02-20T18:38:43Z Terry http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#bb5d695c-9511-436b-ad0a-0c5c067f9eed 2007-02-20T18:33:53Z 2007-02-20T18:33:53Z

I consolidated all the proverbs so far into a single list to share with my friends (who aren't on tribe). Rebar and spikes may break my bikes but dust will never hurt me Give a Burner duct tape and zip ties and he can build a shelter. Give him friends and he can build BM Gray water can still put out a fire In for an AAA battery, in a for a D battery Dust storm before seven, partying my eleven Some men have only one tutu in them, others a whole wardrobe. The best Burn never was the present Burn There's many a good time had by an old Burner You can't get blood out of rebar Two sparks do not a Burning Man make The early Burner catches the water truck The early Burner gets the bacon sarnie Participation speaks louder than words Build your camp while the sun does not shine Only mad dogs and Brit Campers wear fake fur in the midday sun Do not party until the dust storm passes Never judge a Burner by their costume MOOP not dropped never has to be picked up Ice today water tomorrow Every Playa has it's wet patch Many a good gift is given without intention A searched for porta-potty is never found 1-ply folded is the same as 2-ply A pill in the mouth is worth two in the dealer's pocket You can get the man off the playa, but you can't get the playa off the man. BM...here today... gone tomorrow. You can take the Burner off the playa... but you can't get the playa off any of your shit. Everything tastes better when you're hungry or on the playa. You can sleep when you get home. A fool and his bicycle are soon parted. A friend in need is a hippie indeed. A woman's costume is never done. Absinthe makes the heart go yonder. After a dust storm comes the calm. A shade structure is no stronger than its weakest link. Never judge another participant, until you've walked a mile with his playa foot? Burn as I say, and burn as I do. Give unto others as you would like them to give unto you. Don't count your bacon before it is cooked. Don't cut off your clown nose to spite your face. a friend in need is a burner indeed, hehe actions speak louder than words...especially in the middle of some psytrance/breakbeats/techno/rave in the middle of the playa night. though words may speak louder than actions...in the middle of a dust storm What happens on the playa stays on the playa... A beer in the hand is worth 2 in the camp. dont fuck with death guild on thunderdome. A gallon of water a day keeps the doctor away Look before you trip on rebar Make camp while the sun shines. A fool and his ticket are soon parted. Don't put all your eggs in one cooler It never rains, but it pours. All we are is just dust in the wind. Look after number two (I think that's a reference to the potties) A stitch in time saves nine hundred. One man's loss is another man's MOOP Spank the other cheek All roads lead to center camp. Where there's a will there's a disclaimer Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for one day it may become a dragon. If it came out of the toilet it doesn't belong in your body. If in doubt, Safety Third! A burner in need is a hippie indeed. Air in the tire , beer in the can,croozing the playa in seach of the man, fun with ur friends,with fur or skin hope ping you will find them, ahhhh fuck it ! ..................."hey man got any "E".." Let burners be burners. Let sleeping burners lie. Live and burn. Burn and let burn. Then, of course: Live and let burn. Into every life a little dust must fall. The dust is always lighter on the other camp. There is more than one way to spank a virgin. United we burn, divided we fall. You can't tell a burner by their costume. You can't have your bacon and eat it too... unless you share with the blue naked guy who just rolled up on a motorized bunny and offered you an egg salad sandwich. It's all fun and games until you can't find your car keys. 'it'sall fun and games till you can't find your..CAR!!!" it's all fun and games till someone loses their bike! A watched thread gathers no posts. "Bringing your girlfriend to Burning Man is like bringing sand to the beach." A woman's costume is never done A woman's place is in the (thunder) dome A burner and his girlfriend are soon Poly All that glitters is not glitter As ye sew, so shall ye reap playa-fabulousness Burners of a feather MOOP together Late to bed and early to rise, makes a burner happy, loopy and fried Larry helps those who create themselves Good bacon makes good neighbors It is no use crying over spilled E Never look a gift art car under the hood Old Burners never die, they simply complain away One burner's loss is another burner's ground score Those who live in glass art cars should not drive stoned United we burn, divided we freak No, it's Burners don't use feathers, but they foaux together. The lights are always blinkier on the other side of the spoke. Into every coctail, a little playa dust must fall. A burner and his girlfriend are soon Poly ---- a burner's girlfriend soon finds him bi. If at first you don't suck seed, Let me take you over to Jiffy Lube. First come, first spanked Or is it the other way around? One good burn deserves another. "My Inner Child is an Honor Student at Black Rock City High!" "Be what you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"---Dr. Seuss Friends don't let friends walk dark. Just say no to bugs. "Last year was always better" - Reuben "to air is human, to burn is devine." Furry Pink Jacket: $150 Pee funnel: $2.00 Mirrored Goggles: $25 Ticket to Burningman (TM): $300 A week in the desert that you will NEVER forget (or truly remember for that matter): Priceless Bloody Mary's are thicker than water. Got Fire? I don't care about my shoes A couple necking at 3:00 o clock is an orgy when the word reaches 9 o'clock. All your camps are belong to us you have no chance to survive make your time After a dust storm comes the calm All roads lead to center camp If in doubt, Safety Third! A burner in need is a hippie indeed Let sleeping burners lie Into every life a little dust must fall United we burn, divided we fall There is more than one way to spank a virgin All that glitters is not glitter The lights are always blinkier on the other side of the spoke Friends don't let friends walk dark If you're tired enough, you can sleep ANYWHERE. Safety Third! Once a shirt-cocker, always a shirt-cocker. Everything I really need to know I learned at Black Rock City. If you remember the Burn... you weren't there. you can lead a burner to urine, but you can't make him blink. "Before you go to Burning Man, you must first burn The Man within yourself" Given enough fireworks, you can light anything on fire. Given enough PBR, DPW can build a city. At Night All Cats Are Grey. "If you Pee in the cracks, it doesn't splash so much." "Do NOT drink the yellow Gatorade!" No matter how far a Burner may roam, BRC is always their place called home. One week to live there, Fifty-one weeks to prepare. Be it whatever so stumble, there is no place like the playa to roam. At Burning Man, we do "more" before 5am than most people do all day. (From an ARMY slogan) If at first you don't succeed, "Ask before touching" should've been your creed. (in reference to B.E.D.) Burner's prayer: "Our father who art in heaven, please let this be a clean port-o-john." Seek bacon and ye shall find. Don't eat the Yellow playa -- NO Wait - it's Yellow SNOW you are supposed to avoid. "A man who has not passed through the inferno of his passions has never overcome them. -Carl Jung" "I am not here to save the world, I'm here to decorate it!" a "real world" friend helps you move; a playa friend helps you move bodies. bacon is thicker than water The flaming cannonball falls far from the trebuchet Honesty is the best policy...unless your significant other is on a paranoid head trip Pain shared with a drum circle is diminished...Joy shared with a drum circle is increased Burners in faux fur flock together Any tent in a dust storm Don't put off until the playa EL work you can do today People who live in wooden waffles shouldn't light matches There are five different ways to do anything. The person who steps up and starts one of them is in charge! the early burner gets the hot bi babe better die getting run over by an art car than live without ever fucking on the open playa boys will do boys - it ain't gay on the playa cleanliness is next to impossible crime does not pay. business does not pay. the entreprenurial spirit is fucking dead man, unless you need a little something for that E. don't count your drugs before you take them. a lot can happen between tent and mouth. don't wash your dirty linen in the gray water. easier said than done. [That one sure doesn't need any modification.] every man is his own worst enemy, except in the Thunderdome where they won't put your other personality in its own harness, the rigid fucking bastards. Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire and you keep him warm the rest of his life. It was better next year. Live to burn, burn to live You can wander far or near, as long as you piss clear duck, duck, duck, TAPE! it's all fun and games, until you wake up the next morning You never forget your first burn Nero fiddles while the Man burns A family that camps together burns together.

Terry 2007-02-20T18:33:53Z Terry http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#5e48ff28-dde8-4dcc-9f14-d35ecd655d02 2007-02-20T18:16:49Z 2007-02-20T18:16:49Z

These are all great, funny, and TRUE! My question is what do we do with these assembled pearls of wisdom? Does anyone know how to make fortune cookies? I would love to make some with playa proverbs and hand them out. Or maybe have a Big Book of Proverbs for people to read (and add others to) -- I wonder if it's too late to ask for an art grant? T.

Terry 2007-02-20T18:16:49Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#eaa1a584-89c6-4a27-ae2d-1c0d68d0ed62 2007-02-19T17:44:54Z 2007-02-19T17:44:54Z

A family that camps together burns together.

Neon 2007-02-19T17:44:54Z Xak http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#0e2e1968-39a9-48ab-9aae-3696f6a9b94c 2007-02-19T15:16:52Z 2007-02-19T15:16:52Z

Live to burn, burn to live You can wander far or near, as long as you piss clear duck, duck, duck, TAPE! it's all fun and games, until you wake up the next morning You never forget your first burn Nero fiddles while the Man burns

Xak 2007-02-19T15:16:52Z Heidi http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#8340a05f-682f-4162-b09a-d9e63a318728 2007-02-18T14:47:09Z 2007-02-18T14:47:09Z

It was better next year.

Heidi 2007-02-18T14:47:09Z BryTee http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#3954751e-dd0a-45b2-8f0e-5367598d49c3 2007-02-18T12:04:31Z 2007-02-18T12:04:31Z

it's all fun and games till someone loses their bike!

BryTee 2007-02-18T12:04:31Z Fawkes http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#3df8a4f5-46fd-4702-8068-2f47b3070e3c 2007-02-18T06:19:11Z 2007-02-18T06:19:11Z

'it'sall fun and games till you can't find your..CAR!!!"

Fawkes 2007-02-18T06:19:11Z Ray˚˚°☆ http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#a8eb9ae3-ffc7-4e9d-81e0-6fefa9997cf8 2007-02-18T03:57:29Z 2007-02-18T03:57:29Z

Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire and you keep him warm the rest of his life.

Ray˚˚°☆ 2007-02-18T03:57:29Z suzizzle http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#a3c926c0-2422-4088-a6fa-3fc9dea19c59 2007-02-17T14:25:37Z 2007-02-17T14:25:37Z

COOKIES!!! I want one.

suzizzle 2007-02-17T14:25:37Z Freya http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#4b9e9b17-b015-4a49-84fe-e446cddbc89d 2007-02-16T21:56:33Z 2007-02-16T21:56:33Z

- the early burner gets the hot bi babe - better die getting run over by an art car than live without ever fucking on the open playa - boys will do boys - it ain't gay on the playa - cleanliness is next to impossible - crime does not pay. business does not pay. the entreprenurial spirit is fucking dead man, unless you need a little something for that E. - don't count your drugs before you take them. a lot can happen between tent and mouth. - don't wash your dirty linen in the gray water. - easier said than done. [That one sure doesn't need any modification.] - every man is his own worst enemy, except in the Thunderdome where they won't put your other personality in its own harness, the rigid fucking bastards.

Freya 2007-02-16T21:56:33Z SistaWeotch http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#3ec77123-6aa7-4041-8841-231fff57ce25 2007-02-16T21:53:15Z 2007-02-16T21:53:15Z

Doesn't this belong in the haiku thread? :P

SistaWeotch 2007-02-16T21:53:15Z Freya http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#4c2a0e48-b779-4af8-92b8-0bd6ddd01185 2007-02-16T21:40:39Z 2007-02-16T21:40:39Z

Love kicked sex's ass, which actually sorta disappoints me. Was the internet created for Al Gore to watch porn, or wasn't it?

Freya 2007-02-16T21:40:39Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#90a081ed-8fa6-46b0-8ccd-292176e8141b 2007-02-16T21:02:46Z 2007-02-16T21:02:46Z

Apple pie fumes are thicker than water.

Neon 2007-02-16T21:02:46Z Kamikaze http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#c7e3c47a-cf23-47bb-9a5c-137228e90e82 2007-02-16T20:53:33Z 2007-02-16T20:53:33Z

There are five different ways to do anything. The person who steps up and starts one of them is in charge! KK DPW 'Gettin er Done!!!'

Kamikaze 2007-02-16T20:53:33Z Terry http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#e5bad59f-9c1c-4e8a-a216-90713f7eba01 2007-02-16T20:51:31Z 2007-02-16T20:51:31Z

bacon is thicker than water The flaming cannonball falls far from the trebuchet Honesty is the best policy...unless your significant other is on a paranoid head trip Pain shared with a drum circle is diminished...Joy shared with a drum circle is increased Burners in faux fur flock together Any tent in a dust storm Don't put off until the playa EL work you can do today People who live in wooden waffles shouldn't light matches

Terry 2007-02-16T20:51:31Z Terry http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#420ccc77-db7f-4e0a-9755-91978c288507 2007-02-16T20:36:00Z 2007-02-16T20:36:00Z

a "real world" friend helps you move. a playa friend helps you move bodies. hee hee hee

Terry 2007-02-16T20:36:00Z Jo http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#9c5ccfde-dc3e-4be0-b9d4-f52be90e5048 2007-02-14T13:48:51Z 2007-02-14T13:48:51Z

"Apple Pie fumes must be getting to me -- again...LOL." Mmmmmm apple pie fumes :) Hic!

Jo 2007-02-14T13:48:51Z @-}-- http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#076149df-87e2-46f2-812f-8146465c6fa5 2007-02-13T22:53:32Z 2007-02-13T22:53:32Z

"A man who has not passed through the inferno of his passions has never overcome them. -Carl Jung" "I am not here to save the world, I'm here to decorate it!" Bump!

@-}-- 2007-02-13T22:53:32Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#f683beaf-1d72-460a-a048-973ebb31ac9c 2007-02-12T22:20:00Z 2007-02-12T22:20:00Z

I guess...

Neon 2007-02-12T22:20:00Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#a6c33b03-b7f4-4f3f-ae61-5351184b58d4 2007-02-12T22:19:37Z 2007-02-12T22:19:37Z

<<Don't eat the Yellow playa -- NO Wait - it's Yellow SNOW you are supposed to avoid. >> Well, I guress one man's playa is another man's snow!

Neon 2007-02-12T22:19:37Z $item.owner.firstName http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#ddda95f8-2266-4f9e-a122-1e3b6148ce02 2007-02-12T22:14:24Z 2007-02-12T22:14:24Z

Don't eat the Yellow playa -- NO Wait - it's Yellow SNOW you are supposed to avoid. Apple Pie fumes must be getting to me -- again...LOL. VBS

$item.owner.firstName 2007-02-12T22:14:24Z Nation http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#29ce9e17-639d-45b5-ba76-3c1a09ab2a8e 2007-02-12T21:02:28Z 2007-02-12T21:02:28Z

Here's my original conributions, and if not.. like wow.. the serendipity! * No matter how far a Burner may roam, BRC is always their place called home. * One week to live there, Fifty-one weeks to prepare. * Be it whatever so stumble, there is no place like the playa to roam. * At Burning Man, we do "more" before 5am than most people do all day. (From an ARMY slogan) * If at first you don't succeed, "Ask before touching" should've been your creed. (in reference to B.E.D.) * Burner's prayer: "Our father who art in heaven, please let this be a clean port-o-john." * Seek bacon and ye shall find.

Nation 2007-02-12T21:02:28Z Kamikaze http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#672c4ba5-d0e3-439f-a020-daa61794e10a 2007-02-11T22:01:05Z 2007-02-11T22:01:05Z

From one DPW Hot Chick sharing with another my first year. "If you Pee in the cracks, it doesn't splash so much." Right up there with "Do NOT drink the yellow Gatorade!" Took me awhile to figure that one out, but I'm not too bright... KK

Kamikaze 2007-02-11T22:01:05Z $item.owner.firstName http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#27032837-2f31-4dfb-98d4-ef184ed12bdf 2007-02-11T21:59:37Z 2007-02-11T21:59:37Z

At Night All Cats Are Grey.

$item.owner.firstName 2007-02-11T21:59:37Z $item.owner.firstName http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#295ed739-de3c-469e-bcb4-4ffa7a3cb2b0 2007-02-11T19:03:48Z 2007-02-11T19:03:48Z

Given enough fireworks, you can light anything on fire. Given enough PBR, DPW can build a city.

$item.owner.firstName 2007-02-11T19:03:48Z $item.owner.firstName http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#f9f799f0-6557-4776-b565-bd31ee5f02a3 2007-02-11T18:46:23Z 2007-02-11T18:46:23Z

That's neat. I did a fight between Fear and Hope. Hope whooped Fear's ass and then shit in his ear. Also Neon kicked my ass by a multiple of 51, give or take a few thousand.... *bows* At your service, Lady

$item.owner.firstName 2007-02-11T18:46:23Z $item.owner.firstName http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#af434939-ff2b-4b99-9970-a77a0f6f4cb4 2007-02-11T18:29:22Z 2007-02-11T18:29:22Z

>Let sleeping burners lie. < Cause they're only going to be there an hour anyway...

$item.owner.firstName 2007-02-11T18:29:22Z Redwood http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#08a7f7ec-b605-481e-9aaf-163ae83d1af3 2007-02-11T01:45:03Z 2007-02-11T01:45:03Z

"Before you go to Burning Man, you must first burn The Man within yourself"

Redwood 2007-02-11T01:45:03Z jameseye http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#4457308f-5013-4fe1-a3f6-b98cf986545c 2007-02-11T01:42:21Z 2007-02-11T01:42:21Z

you can lead a burner to urine, but you can't make him blink.

jameseye 2007-02-11T01:42:21Z Rob http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#17cc8def-0546-42ab-aead-9c3a62b4ce58 2007-02-10T22:57:25Z 2007-02-10T22:57:25Z

If you remember the Burn... you weren't there.

Rob 2007-02-10T22:57:25Z Garth http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#882a20f4-c998-4b37-96f3-a21481e5bff6 2007-02-10T03:04:13Z 2007-02-10T03:04:13Z

Everything I really need to know I learned at Black Rock City.

Garth 2007-02-10T03:04:13Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#054b6cd9-e6d8-46c5-b2cd-23dfa4517349 2007-02-10T01:42:44Z 2007-02-10T01:42:44Z

Okay, this is serious folks...I just did a google fight between Proverbs and Reality. Reality won by a landslide. We're in trouble now...unless someone has aproverb that can pull us out of this mess. http://www.googlefight.com/

Neon 2007-02-10T01:42:44Z Turtle http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#aceb94de-1b3d-481f-9487-8bd9303254d5 2007-02-09T18:13:26Z 2007-02-09T18:13:26Z

Once a shirt-cocker, always a shirt-cocker.

Turtle 2007-02-09T18:13:26Z Turtle http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#05e91f60-fbdc-4f64-b881-7eb26b95df3b 2007-02-09T18:07:12Z 2007-02-09T18:07:12Z

Safety Third! FANDANGO!

Turtle 2007-02-09T18:07:12Z Turtle http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#1a9ce6b9-6e7c-46cc-ba10-1ac7e67e5b21 2007-02-09T18:06:05Z 2007-02-09T18:06:05Z

Burning man sucks, don't go.

Turtle 2007-02-09T18:06:05Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#f1c4c902-303f-4bfa-ab60-7726a1003c16 2007-02-09T18:02:41Z 2007-02-09T18:02:41Z

<<Wouldn't it be good if Burners started using these in apt moments. >> <<Special thanks to the one woman proverb machine that is Neon.>> Awww....thanks....now I can stay off the Attention Whore thread for another day! My camp is planning a Moop Awareness Kiosk and we are going to use moop related proverbs from this thread, like One burner's loss is another burner's moop. P.S. [disco music] Yah, I'm just a proverb machine, and I don't work for no-body but you...

Neon 2007-02-09T18:02:41Z cherry http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#12aae3ad-6788-4b2e-ae09-0d94463e3638 2007-02-09T17:39:06Z 2007-02-09T17:39:06Z

<<You can't have your bacon and eat it too... unless you share with the blue naked guy who just rolled up on a motorized bunny and offered you an egg salad sandwich. >> OMG, guesswho....you just made my day and made me spit iced tea out of my nose onto my keyboard. :) i love it! i am a virgin for BM 2007...i can't wait!!

cherry 2007-02-09T17:39:06Z Tapestry http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#d7aa0bbc-e171-43de-b9fc-c9efe90f4a80 2007-02-09T17:26:02Z 2007-02-09T17:26:02Z

If you're tired enough, you can sleep ANYWHERE.

Tapestry 2007-02-09T17:26:02Z Roamer http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#cd3b53f3-72e8-45ec-9bbd-01af859668ba 2007-02-09T14:58:23Z 2007-02-09T14:58:23Z

Thanks everyone. I did a search for "Playa Proverbs" expecting to get lots of hits but returned none to speak of. One of my gifts this year is gonna be personalised fortune cookies for my nearest and dearest, but I will also be making up a batch with general playa proverbs inside to give to whatever crosses my path. My personal favourites are:- After a dust storm comes the calm All roads lead to center camp If in doubt, Safety Third! A burner in need is a hippie indeed Let sleeping burners lie Into every life a little dust must fall United we burn, divided we fall There is more than one way to spank a virgin All that glitters is not glitter The lights are always blinkier on the other side of the spoke Friends don't let friends walk dark Wouldn't it be good if Burners started using these in apt moments. For the past few years, I've had an interest in the cultural differences and similarities of proverbs from around the world www.cogweb.ucla.edu/Discourse/Proverbs/index.html This all stemmed from an initial interest in African proverbs www.princetonol.com/groups/iad/lessons/middle/af-prov.htm In many African countries a good knowledge of proverbs and the good use of them is greatly respected. Special thanks to the one woman proverb machine that is Neon. Roamer x x X

Roamer 2007-02-09T14:58:23Z $item.owner.firstName http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#eae1ae73-2ab4-4c94-a31b-79a9b3c930a4 2007-02-08T20:45:47Z 2007-02-08T20:45:47Z

A burner and his girlfriend are soon Poly ---- LOVED IT! HEHE, How bout a burner's girlfriend soon finds him bi.

$item.owner.firstName 2007-02-08T20:45:47Z ↁªɮºɱɮ http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#4695e47c-3333-4b23-8a01-afa225c00b5c 2007-02-08T18:49:06Z 2007-02-08T18:49:06Z

• you have no chance to survive make your time ... • Web 2.0 ... The Machine is Us/ing Us → http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gmP4nk0EOE

ↁªɮºɱɮ 2007-02-08T18:49:06Z BryTee http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#4ebbd339-b572-42cb-bc44-5dc108b00968 2007-02-08T18:37:30Z 2007-02-08T18:37:30Z

→       What happened? • Someone set us up DaBomb           ... • All your camps are belong to us           ... • You are on the way to destruction [this is a new street name] →       What you say? • You have no chance to survive, make your tent

BryTee 2007-02-08T18:37:30Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#21a70bef-31dc-4d5d-957d-c621b7f822df 2007-02-08T05:14:01Z 2007-02-08T05:14:01Z

<<A couple necking at 3:00 o clock is an orgy when the word reaches 9 o'clock.>> ohhhhh, that is GREAT!

Neon 2007-02-08T05:14:01Z Playa Mama & http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#84740a7c-0276-457a-9e2a-df6ec503feda 2007-02-08T04:46:02Z 2007-02-08T04:46:02Z

First lesson I learned at Burning Man!

Playa Mama & 2007-02-08T04:46:02Z Crypto http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#5ebf25df-2a61-4370-a36b-92e3de9c66f7 2007-02-07T22:42:13Z 2007-02-07T22:42:13Z

A couple necking at 3:00 o clock is an orgy when the word reaches 9 o'clock.

Crypto 2007-02-07T22:42:13Z Sunburn http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#24be2bca-b21f-427d-a5d3-6034e5b6bee0 2007-02-07T14:29:28Z 2007-02-07T14:29:28Z

I don't care about my shoes More Cowbell!!!

Sunburn 2007-02-07T14:29:28Z Sunburn http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#3985b6fc-0c43-4520-b4e1-bcf275699f21 2007-02-07T14:29:06Z 2007-02-07T14:29:06Z

Got Fire?

Sunburn 2007-02-07T14:29:06Z Vnes http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#2782df62-0747-498e-aac6-192f7adeae85 2007-02-07T05:31:25Z 2007-02-07T05:31:25Z

Bloody Mary's are thicker than water.

Vnes 2007-02-07T05:31:25Z suzizzle http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#a78d24b0-547e-485c-a0b1-38dceec21ffc 2007-02-07T03:54:55Z 2007-02-07T03:54:55Z

Priceless jameseye! Furry Pink Jacket: $150 Pee funnel: $2.00 Mirrored Goggles: $25 Ticket to Burningman (TM): $300 A week in the desert that you will NEVER forget (or truly remember for that matter): $477 (or whatever, priceless!)

suzizzle 2007-02-07T03:54:55Z jameseye http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#7393879e-7625-472e-9632-7139f2f906ca 2007-02-07T03:23:22Z 2007-02-07T03:23:22Z

"to air is human, to burn is devine."

jameseye 2007-02-07T03:23:22Z Tinkles http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#3043c044-211b-4b41-b5ae-4a2975edab14 2007-02-07T01:36:16Z 2007-02-07T01:36:16Z

"Last year was always better" - Reuben

Tinkles 2007-02-07T01:36:16Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#7893f28c-309d-4cf5-93a7-0ee6116f0b5f 2007-02-06T23:09:02Z 2007-02-06T23:09:02Z

More proverbs!!!!

Neon 2007-02-06T23:09:02Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#fddd09e8-02bd-4b12-aca4-354f0383fc19 2007-02-05T02:25:06Z 2007-02-05T02:25:06Z

Friends don't let friends walk dark. Just say no to bugs.

Neon 2007-02-05T02:25:06Z Redwood http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#52dd18c5-2520-4987-9eb7-ff4fbffe4f8b 2007-02-05T01:10:50Z 2007-02-05T01:10:50Z

"Be what you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"---Dr. Seuss

Redwood 2007-02-05T01:10:50Z ;-) Scamp-A-Licious http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#8c629d09-df1a-4bcf-9a79-f788b10a383b 2007-02-05T00:56:27Z 2007-02-05T00:56:27Z

My Favorite (a bumper sticker given out by a Greeter friend a few years ago): "My Inner Child is an Honor Student at Black Rock City High!"

;-) Scamp-A-Licious 2007-02-05T00:56:27Z Dusty Feats http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#2fde5a03-c88d-4360-95ee-741c4ff29b73 2007-02-05T00:38:07Z 2007-02-05T00:38:07Z

Last year being my first at BRC, I've gotta say: One good burn deserves another.

Dusty Feats 2007-02-05T00:38:07Z Redwood http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#d6cf6575-cf1e-424b-9140-8769b9d86f60 2007-02-05T00:04:51Z 2007-02-05T00:04:51Z

First come, first spanked Or is it the other way around?

Redwood 2007-02-05T00:04:51Z flackmaster http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#be78091b-f141-4faa-b379-d7217d757547 2007-02-04T20:38:36Z 2007-02-04T20:38:36Z

If at first you don't suck seed, Let me take you over to Jiffy Lube.

flackmaster 2007-02-04T20:38:36Z janeO http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#5ba4c7ce-f523-486b-a3d7-660f7fb5acbf 2007-02-04T16:37:02Z 2007-02-04T16:37:02Z

sighted as a felt tip marker grafitti on a portapotty, BM 2005 "DYSLEXICS UNTIE"

janeO 2007-02-04T16:37:02Z suzizzle http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#646643fd-adcf-482e-8922-b7e21a32aef8 2007-02-04T15:18:54Z 2007-02-04T15:18:54Z

The lights are always blinkier on the other side of the spoke. Into every coctail, a little playa dust must fall.

suzizzle 2007-02-04T15:18:54Z Jo http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#9220ba72-7ae2-4637-a999-6098f9aef19c 2007-02-04T11:08:37Z 2007-02-04T11:08:37Z

Fantastic guys! Roamer and I were struggling after the few that we (ok, mainly he) came up with. Keep them coming! And as Neon says, A watched thread gathers no posts!

Jo 2007-02-04T11:08:37Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#c4ed64e0-3979-41a9-8d9f-aed4fc7a2477 2007-02-04T09:32:02Z 2007-02-04T09:32:02Z

make that" faux" (darn submit button!)

Neon 2007-02-04T09:32:02Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#7a719d75-bf52-403e-b2d7-e974275fab6e 2007-02-04T09:31:22Z 2007-02-04T09:31:22Z

No, it's Burners don't use feathers, but they foaux together.

Neon 2007-02-04T09:31:22Z BryTee http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#272b3dc1-db47-4049-ab43-449f3b7061ba 2007-02-04T07:58:08Z 2007-02-04T07:58:08Z

I thought it was: • "Boa's" of a feather MOOP together maybe I misheard :-)

BryTee 2007-02-04T07:58:08Z Redwood http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#655f2d2b-fe4b-42ed-bd2f-c67a1a5a2535 2007-02-04T04:16:46Z 2007-02-04T04:16:46Z

A woman's costume is never done A woman's place is in the (thunder) dome A burner and his girlfriend are soon Poly All that glitters is not glitter As ye sew, so shall ye reap playa-fabulousness Burners of a feather MOOP together Late to bed and early to rise, makes a burner happy, loopy and fried Larry helps those who create themselves Good bacon makes good neighbors It is no use crying over spilled E Never look a gift art car under the hood Old Burners never die, they simply complain away One burner's loss is another burner's ground score Those who live in glass art cars should not drive stoned United we burn, divided we freak

Redwood 2007-02-04T04:16:46Z Metric http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#056e12a7-bd24-4eb7-a254-c84d2ed0a6fa 2007-02-03T02:22:27Z 2007-02-03T02:22:27Z

"Bringing your girlfriend to Burning Man is like bringing sand to the beach."

Metric 2007-02-03T02:22:27Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#3c3fd682-e260-4572-a9c3-87c761e1b9d8 2007-02-03T01:56:15Z 2007-02-03T01:56:15Z

A watched thread gathers no posts.

Neon 2007-02-03T01:56:15Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#626274a5-4b8b-45ca-8f19-979af133a5ab 2007-01-31T06:48:31Z 2007-01-31T06:48:31Z

It's all fun and games until you can't find your car keys.

Neon 2007-01-31T06:48:31Z GuessWho http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#dad6cff7-c88a-468d-9c66-6bad06cb6dba 2007-01-30T23:49:37Z 2007-01-30T23:49:37Z

Thanks Lily :) Now I'm considering making stickers and handing them out to the greeters! Oh wait, greeters aren't supposed to be spanking people anymore... you won't tell on me, will you? ;)

GuessWho 2007-01-30T23:49:37Z $item.owner.firstName http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#e8fd0203-a0ad-4431-ac45-3f7d4ce7a3a5 2007-01-30T22:08:26Z 2007-01-30T22:08:26Z

HeeBeeGeeBees Scream But it's not early morning I taste hippy blood.

$item.owner.firstName 2007-01-30T22:08:26Z lily http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#d7a503de-9103-434b-bd02-52a297b53c98 2007-01-30T12:53:16Z 2007-01-30T12:53:16Z

>There is more than one way to spank a virgin. < haha i love that

lily 2007-01-30T12:53:16Z GuessWho http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#52482d1b-9702-4f6d-9037-2ff73bbe7ccd 2007-01-30T12:33:22Z 2007-01-30T12:33:22Z

Into every life a little dust must fall. The dust is always lighter on the other camp. There is more than one way to spank a virgin. United we burn, divided we fall. You can't tell a burner by their costume. You can't have your bacon and eat it too... unless you share with the blue naked guy who just rolled up on a motorized bunny and offered you an egg salad sandwich. Hah!

GuessWho 2007-01-30T12:33:22Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#2f31b6e9-188b-48b1-9944-cc1ba93a0218 2007-01-30T09:22:08Z 2007-01-30T09:22:08Z

Let burners be burners. Let sleeping burners lie. Live and burn. Burn and let burn. Then, of course: Live and let burn.

Neon 2007-01-30T09:22:08Z $item.owner.firstName http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#a39cd67e-b09e-4be5-a4bd-2f9604650366 2007-01-30T06:52:22Z 2007-01-30T06:52:22Z

Air in the tire , beer in the can,croozing the playa in seach of the man, fun with ur friends,with fur or skin hope ping you will find them, ahhhh fuck it ! ..................."hey man got any "E".."

$item.owner.firstName 2007-01-30T06:52:22Z Dodger http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#32406e24-f3f9-4099-95ca-91fe474c4166 2007-01-30T06:45:40Z 2007-01-30T06:45:40Z

No dogs on playa... this sucks!

Dodger 2007-01-30T06:45:40Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#f4fb599c-79b2-4df5-bcb5-125b665ade07 2007-01-30T01:59:37Z 2007-01-30T01:59:37Z

<<A friend in need is a hippie indeed.>> I'm quoting myself and disagreeing...I hope I don't start a 1-person flame war! I think this one would be better and more accurate as: A burner in need is a hippie indeed. Radical Self-Reliance Rules!

Neon 2007-01-30T01:59:37Z $item.owner.firstName http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#81fc71b5-0a30-46de-b2f8-b68dd75942b5 2007-01-29T22:33:38Z 2007-01-29T22:33:38Z

If in doubt, Safety Third!

$item.owner.firstName 2007-01-29T22:33:38Z $item.owner.firstName http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#2f6763a0-99f2-4277-8f45-6be1bb6f4b5c 2007-01-29T22:02:02Z 2007-01-29T22:02:02Z

If it came out of the toilet it doesn't belong in your body.

$item.owner.firstName 2007-01-29T22:02:02Z BryTee http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#2dd49c1b-f9d5-4d89-91c2-e1208b97078a 2007-01-29T21:43:05Z 2007-01-29T21:43:05Z

• A gallon of water a day keeps the doctor away • Look before you trip on rebar • Make camp while the sun shines. • A fool and his ticket are soon parted. • Don't put all your eggs in one cooler • It never rains, but it pours. • All we are is just dust in the wind. • Look after number two (I think that's a reference to the potties) • A stitch in time saves nine hundred. • One man's loss is another man's MOOP • Spank the other cheek • All roads lead to center camp. • Where there's a will there's a disclaimer • Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for one day it may become a dragon.

BryTee 2007-01-29T21:43:05Z Badger http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#e43e66f9-3898-496d-93ad-c091b0ee610b 2007-01-29T20:51:58Z 2007-01-29T20:51:58Z

"Absinthe makes the heart go yonder. " I always thought it was "Absinthe makes the heart grow fondle."

Badger 2007-01-29T20:51:58Z Kamikaze http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#957eb655-7277-4b2f-8b20-4aca0c44ce9f 2007-01-29T20:27:21Z 2007-01-29T20:27:21Z

I'd love to see a contest. Top five. Although, it's not much of a contest to me. ALL of Neon's have me rolling on the floor! Good Thread. Anybody want to talk about the lawsuit, workers 'rights', or what happened on the Playa 10 years ago? Didn't think so! KK

Kamikaze 2007-01-29T20:27:21Z TANKBOY http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#7b885b82-4a31-4a66-9faa-733931435e8a 2007-01-29T20:25:35Z 2007-01-29T20:25:35Z

A beer in the hand is worth 2 in the camp. oh yeah, and dont fuck with death guild on thunderdome.

TANKBOY 2007-01-29T20:25:35Z Gothalot http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#69d1a683-bb44-4249-9095-e14f04517e48 2007-01-29T20:21:56Z 2007-01-29T20:21:56Z

What happens on the playa stays on the playa... slap me

Gothalot 2007-01-29T20:21:56Z lily http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#683e4f7e-c110-49eb-801c-f8e0a8dabab3 2007-01-29T19:05:50Z 2007-01-29T19:05:50Z

actions speak louder than words...especially in the middle of some psytrance/breakbeats/techno/rave in the middle of the playa night. though words may speak louder than actions...in the middle of a dust storm

lily 2007-01-29T19:05:50Z lily http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#cb5d5041-922f-49f5-805b-1159f2ed0ee7 2007-01-29T19:04:09Z 2007-01-29T19:04:09Z

a friend in need is a burner indeed, hehe

lily 2007-01-29T19:04:09Z Kamikaze http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#8771c070-4e03-4a91-87a4-5b8a7cb77b38 2007-01-29T19:02:45Z 2007-01-29T19:02:45Z

LOL Fucking Neon. You made my day!! KK

Kamikaze 2007-01-29T19:02:45Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#39377ed2-b79b-4f21-b6cd-eb38b5c7dc2c 2007-01-29T18:58:47Z 2007-01-29T18:58:47Z

Burn as I say, and burn as I do. Give unto others as you would like them to give unto you. Don't count your bacon before it is cooked. Don't cut off your clown nose to spite your face.

Neon 2007-01-29T18:58:47Z Crypto http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#68e668f4-9145-46f4-854d-a4aa940d42ca 2007-01-29T18:48:10Z 2007-01-29T18:48:10Z

Never judge another participant, until you've walked a mile with his playa foot?

Crypto 2007-01-29T18:48:10Z Neon http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#5ece3800-2f84-4a34-8572-3fce16a56b36 2007-01-29T18:43:35Z 2007-01-29T18:43:35Z

A fool and his bicycle are soon parted. A friend in need is a hippie indeed. A woman's costume is never done. Absinthe makes the heart go yonder. After a dust storm comes the calm. A shade structure is no stronger than its weakest link.

Neon 2007-01-29T18:43:35Z Rob http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#b13cdd43-4282-457e-85c1-cda718e2d361 2007-01-29T17:49:47Z 2007-01-29T17:49:47Z

BM... here today... gone tomorrow. You can take the Burner off the playa... but you can't get the playa off any of your shit. Everything tastes better when you're hungry or on the playa. You can sleep when you get home.

Rob 2007-01-29T17:49:47Z jamie http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#742a8b43-7110-449d-8ce1-d20b4e9c3fca 2007-01-28T20:39:35Z 2007-01-28T20:39:35Z

You can get the man off the playa, but you can't get the playa off the man. cheers Roamer!

jamie 2007-01-28T20:39:35Z Roamer http://bm.tribe.net/thread/34964964-63b5-42d2-8924-650b88f267e3#202007a9-b980-4d4f-bd3a-2a082c6980dd 2007-01-28T19:35:49Z 2007-01-28T19:35:49Z

I've been trying to think of some playa proverbs and have come up with the following. Any other suggestions? Rebar and spikes may break my bikes but dust will never hurt me Give a Burner duct tape and zip ties and he can build a shelter. Give him friends and he can build BM Gray water can still put out a fire In for an AAA battery, in a for a D battery Dust storm before seven, partying my eleven Some men have only one tutu in them, others a whole wardrobe. The best Burn never was the present Burn There's many a good time had by an old Burner You can't get blood out of rebar Two sparks do not a Burning Man make The early Burner catches the water truck The early Burner gets the bacon sarnie Participation speaks louder than words Build your camp while the sun does not shine Only mad dogs and Brit Campers wear fake fur in the midday sun Do not party until the dust storm passes Never judge a Burner by their costume MOOP not dropped never has to be picked up Ice today water tomorrow Every Playa has it's wet patch Many a good gift is given without intention A searched for porta-potty is never found 1-ply folded is the same as 2-ply A pill in the mouth is worth two in the dealer's pocket

Roamer 2007-01-28T19:35:49Z