BM...
here today... gone tomorrow.


You can take the Burner off the playa... but you can't get the playa off any of your shit.

Everything tastes better when you're hungry or on the playa.

You can sleep when you get home.

"Absinthe makes the heart go yonder. "

I always thought it was "Absinthe makes the heart grow fondle."

LOL
Fucking Neon.
You made my day!!
KK

a friend in need is a burner indeed, hehe

If it came out of the toilet it doesn't belong in your body.

No dogs on playa... this sucks!

HeeBeeGeeBees Scream
But it's not early morning
I taste hippy blood.

Let burners be burners.

Let sleeping burners lie.

Live and burn.

Burn and let burn.

Then, of course: Live and let burn.

'it'sall fun and games till you can't find your..CAR!!!"

"Bringing your girlfriend to Burning Man is like bringing sand to the beach."

I thought it was:
• "Boa's" of a feather MOOP together
maybe I misheard :-)

A burner and his girlfriend are soon Poly ----

LOVED IT!

HEHE, How bout

a burner's girlfriend soon finds him bi.

First come, first spanked

Or is it the other way around?

My Favorite (a bumper sticker given out by a Greeter friend a few years ago):

"My Inner Child is an Honor Student at Black Rock City High!"

"Last year was always better" - Reuben

I don't care about my shoes


More Cowbell!!!

• you have no chance to survive make your time

...

• Web 2.0 ... The Machine is Us/ing Us

→ www.youtube.com/watch

Safety Third!

FANDANGO!

Once a shirt-cocker, always a shirt-cocker.

That's neat.

I did a fight between Fear and Hope.
Hope whooped Fear's ass and then shit in his ear.

Also Neon kicked my ass by a multiple of 51, give or take a few thousand....
*bows* At your service, Lady

Love kicked sex's ass, which actually sorta disappoints me. Was the internet created for Al Gore to watch porn, or wasn't it?

If you remember the Burn... you weren't there.

Given enough fireworks, you can light anything on fire.
Given enough PBR, DPW can build a city.

<<Don't eat the Yellow playa -- NO Wait - it's Yellow SNOW you are supposed to avoid. >>

Well, I guress one man's playa is another man's snow!

"Apple Pie fumes must be getting to me -- again...LOL."

Mmmmmm apple pie fumes :) Hic!

There are five different ways to do anything.
The person who steps up and starts one of them is in charge!
KK
DPW 'Gettin er Done!!!'

COOKIES!!! I want one.

I consolidated all the proverbs so far into a single list to share with my friends (who aren't on tribe).

Rebar and spikes may break my bikes but dust will never hurt me
Give a Burner duct tape and zip ties and he can build a shelter. Give him friends and he can build BM
Gray water can still put out a fire
In for an AAA battery, in a for a D battery
Dust storm before seven, partying my eleven
Some men have only one tutu in them, others a whole wardrobe.
The best Burn never was the present Burn
There's many a good time had by an old Burner
You can't get blood out of rebar
Two sparks do not a Burning Man make
The early Burner catches the water truck
The early Burner gets the bacon sarnie
Participation speaks louder than words
Build your camp while the sun does not shine
Only mad dogs and Brit Campers wear fake fur in the midday sun
Do not party until the dust storm passes
Never judge a Burner by their costume
MOOP not dropped never has to be picked up
Ice today water tomorrow
Every Playa has it's wet patch
Many a good gift is given without intention
A searched for porta-potty is never found
1-ply folded is the same as 2-ply
A pill in the mouth is worth two in the dealer's pocket
You can get the man off the playa, but you can't get the playa off the man.
BM...here today... gone tomorrow.
You can take the Burner off the playa... but you can't get the playa off any of your shit.
Everything tastes better when you're hungry or on the playa.
You can sleep when you get home.
A fool and his bicycle are soon parted.
A friend in need is a hippie indeed.
A woman's costume is never done.
Absinthe makes the heart go yonder.
After a dust storm comes the calm.
A shade structure is no stronger than its weakest link.
Never judge another participant, until you've walked a mile with his playa foot?
Burn as I say, and burn as I do.
Give unto others as you would like them to give unto you.
Don't count your bacon before it is cooked.
Don't cut off your clown nose to spite your face.
a friend in need is a burner indeed, hehe
actions speak louder than words...especially in the middle of some psytrance/breakbeats/techno/rave in the middle of the playa night.
though words may speak louder than actions...in the middle of a dust storm
What happens on the playa stays on the playa...
A beer in the hand is worth 2 in the camp.
dont fuck with death guild on thunderdome.
A gallon of water a day keeps the doctor away
Look before you trip on rebar
Make camp while the sun shines.
A fool and his ticket are soon parted.
Don't put all your eggs in one cooler
It never rains, but it pours.
All we are is just dust in the wind.
Look after number two (I think that's a reference to the potties)
A stitch in time saves nine hundred.
One man's loss is another man's MOOP
Spank the other cheek
All roads lead to center camp.
Where there's a will there's a disclaimer
Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for one day it may become a dragon.
If it came out of the toilet it doesn't belong in your body.
If in doubt, Safety Third!
A burner in need is a hippie indeed.
Air in the tire , beer in the can,croozing the playa in seach of the man, fun with ur friends,with fur or skin hope ping you will find them, ahhhh fuck it ! ..................."hey man got any "E".."
Let burners be burners.
Let sleeping burners lie.
Live and burn.
Burn and let burn.
Then, of course: Live and let burn.
Into every life a little dust must fall.
The dust is always lighter on the other camp.
There is more than one way to spank a virgin.
United we burn, divided we fall.
You can't tell a burner by their costume.
You can't have your bacon and eat it too... unless you share with the blue naked guy who just rolled up on a motorized bunny and offered you an egg salad sandwich.
It's all fun and games until you can't find your car keys.
'it'sall fun and games till you can't find your..CAR!!!"
it's all fun and games till someone loses their bike!
A watched thread gathers no posts.
"Bringing your girlfriend to Burning Man is like bringing sand to the beach."
A woman's costume is never done
A woman's place is in the (thunder) dome
A burner and his girlfriend are soon Poly
All that glitters is not glitter
As ye sew, so shall ye reap playa-fabulousness
Burners of a feather MOOP together
Late to bed and early to rise, makes a burner happy, loopy and fried
Larry helps those who create themselves
Good bacon makes good neighbors
It is no use crying over spilled E
Never look a gift art car under the hood
Old Burners never die, they simply complain away
One burner's loss is another burner's ground score
Those who live in glass art cars should not drive stoned
United we burn, divided we freak
No, it's Burners don't use feathers, but they foaux together.
The lights are always blinkier on the other side of the spoke.
Into every coctail, a little playa dust must fall.
A burner and his girlfriend are soon Poly ----
a burner's girlfriend soon finds him bi.
If at first you don't suck seed, Let me take you over to Jiffy Lube.
First come, first spanked
Or is it the other way around?
One good burn deserves another.
"My Inner Child is an Honor Student at Black Rock City High!"
"Be what you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"---Dr. Seuss
Friends don't let friends walk dark.
Just say no to bugs.
"Last year was always better" - Reuben
"to air is human, to burn is devine."
Furry Pink Jacket: $150
Pee funnel: $2.00
Mirrored Goggles: $25
Ticket to Burningman (TM): $300
A week in the desert that you will NEVER forget (or truly remember for that matter): Priceless
Bloody Mary's are thicker than water.
Got Fire?
I don't care about my shoes
A couple necking at 3:00 o clock is an orgy when the word reaches 9 o'clock.
All your camps are belong to us
you have no chance to survive make your time
After a dust storm comes the calm
All roads lead to center camp
If in doubt, Safety Third!
A burner in need is a hippie indeed
Let sleeping burners lie
Into every life a little dust must fall
United we burn, divided we fall
There is more than one way to spank a virgin
All that glitters is not glitter
The lights are always blinkier on the other side of the spoke
Friends don't let friends walk dark
If you're tired enough, you can sleep ANYWHERE.
Safety Third!
Once a shirt-cocker, always a shirt-cocker.
Everything I really need to know I learned at Black Rock City.
If you remember the Burn... you weren't there.
you can lead a burner to urine, but you can't make him blink.
"Before you go to Burning Man, you must first burn The Man within yourself"
Given enough fireworks, you can light anything on fire.
Given enough PBR, DPW can build a city.
At Night All Cats Are Grey.
"If you Pee in the cracks, it doesn't splash so much."
"Do NOT drink the yellow Gatorade!"
No matter how far a Burner may roam, BRC is always their place called home.
One week to live there, Fifty-one weeks to prepare.
Be it whatever so stumble, there is no place like the playa to roam.
At Burning Man, we do "more" before 5am than most people do all day. (From an ARMY slogan)
If at first you don't succeed, "Ask before touching" should've been your creed. (in reference to B.E.D.)
Burner's prayer: "Our father who art in heaven, please let this be a clean port-o-john."
Seek bacon and ye shall find.
Don't eat the Yellow playa -- NO Wait - it's Yellow SNOW you are supposed to avoid.
"A man who has not passed through the inferno of his passions has never overcome them. -Carl Jung"
"I am not here to save the world, I'm here to decorate it!"
a "real world" friend helps you move; a playa friend helps you move bodies.
bacon is thicker than water
The flaming cannonball falls far from the trebuchet
Honesty is the best policy...unless your significant other is on a paranoid head trip
Pain shared with a drum circle is diminished...Joy shared with a drum circle is increased
Burners in faux fur flock together
Any tent in a dust storm
Don't put off until the playa EL work you can do today
People who live in wooden waffles shouldn't light matches
There are five different ways to do anything.
The person who steps up and starts one of them is in charge!
the early burner gets the hot bi babe
better die getting run over by an art car than live without ever fucking on the open playa
boys will do boys - it ain't gay on the playa
cleanliness is next to impossible
crime does not pay. business does not pay. the entreprenurial spirit is fucking dead man, unless you need a little something for that E.
don't count your drugs before you take them. a lot can happen between tent and mouth.
don't wash your dirty linen in the gray water.
easier said than done. [That one sure doesn't need any modification.]
every man is his own worst enemy, except in the Thunderdome where they won't put your other personality in its own harness, the rigid fucking bastards.
Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a night.
Light a man on fire and you keep him warm the rest of his life.
It was better next year.
Live to burn, burn to live
You can wander far or near, as long as you piss clear
duck, duck, duck, TAPE!
it's all fun and games, until you wake up the next morning
You never forget your first burn
Nero fiddles while the Man burns
A family that camps together burns together.

Some truly excellent proverbs young burners...

They would make amazing playa fortune cookies! Good one Terry.

Here's my single cent;

"You ain't got shade, You ain't got shit!"

Or simply

"Got shade?"

I'd say "believe it or not", but in this day and age my best advice is to simultaneously believe everything and nothing...
BUT-
If you google it, you can find places that will make custom fortune cookies.

Believe me

or Not
;- )

yup- you can buy the little round pastry forms- you fold them loosely in half and then fold them again fold side down over the side of the bowl... i am on board if'n you'd like.

<<A stittch in neon saves fire>>

OUCH! Get that needle away from me!

I like! but I think I'd go with

A waterbottle a day keeps the dry heaves at bay

My bf just got in on this...here he goes:

There's more than one way to light a hat.
The first step is the dustiest.
Silence is golden, but playa din rules.
Old watermelon rinds die hard.
Nothing is certain but fire and ashes.
Platina is the mother of invention.

oooh i want to click my heels! There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home!