I was hoping that if I posted a shout-out to all the pervs
to view my tits or my junk, tribe would crash again.

Where's that 'attention whore' pic of the girl doing the handstand
so everone can see down her crack?

And, since tribe will crash every five seconds, perhaps since
this will be visible from the front-page for a while, I'll have the added
bonus of teaching people how, if at all, they could contribute to
conserving tribe resources so I don't keep losing posts that have more
than 'hoop girl spreads her legs, anyone lookin'?'