Top Secrets Exposed?

topic posted Thu, August 21, 2008 - 8:02 PM by 
Every year there's a DJ or band or some super secret special guest so and so doing a gig somewhere on the playa and you won't find it in the WWW guide. Whaddya know? Who do ya know? Expose them here!

I promise, I won't tell :-)
  • Re: Top Secrets Exposed?

    Fri, August 22, 2008 - 12:38 AM
    Don't miss NIN Thursday night @ 10:00 near outer rim.

    But you didn't hear it from me...
    • NIN?

      Fri, August 22, 2008 - 5:10 AM
      I don't think I'd be suprised ether way.
      He did just give away his last CD for free.
      will Mcain be there?
  • Re: Top Secrets Exposed?

    Fri, August 22, 2008 - 10:11 AM
    George Bush, Dick Cheney, Condie Rice and other high ranking members of the shadow government will be there. On Wed night when one of the lesser known burns is taking place they will emerge from the flames in their spacecraft and do a little number about how the illuminati has sucsessfuly carried out their plan. This performance will be mind blowing and is not to be missed. Don't tell anyone that I told you either. I don't want to get in trouble.
    • Re: Top Secrets Exposed?

      Fri, August 22, 2008 - 11:18 AM
      the miles davis quartet is playing with thelonius monk and max roach at the punk rock camp.
      • Re: Top Secrets Exposed?

        Fri, August 22, 2008 - 1:21 PM
        Jack Johnson is playing with Henry Rollins In cenetr camp on thursday 6pm

        Bruce willis is starring in a stage production of Pracilla Queen of the Desert at the opera house on Friday 9pm.

        Blondie is teaching a rope bondage course at camp Arachnid on wed 10 pm


        Sunday at dusk, Julie Taymore is producing a multi million dollar version of Rockey Horror Picture show useing clay puppets operated by blind children found in East Nigeria.

        The white stripes are gonna have a seminar on incest and music at Barbie Death camp on Tues 2pm.

        On wed, 40 people are gonna get real high and tie their feet together.

        Frank Black is gonna go on a diet on Tuesday, 3 pm

        ON saturday, Sensie is gonna cry himself to sleep.

        ON Friday, Lucy Lui is gonna fuck lou diamond phillips in the ass with a strap on, followed by Selma Hyek pissing on a Tesla Coil.

        Tuesday at 5 pm Frank Blak will end his diet and take a shit in Kid Rock's sleeping bag.

        That's all I'm aware of.

        • Re: Top Secrets Exposed?

          Fri, August 22, 2008 - 1:34 PM
          <ON Friday, Lucy Lui is gonna fuck lou diamond phillips in the ass with a strap on, followed by Selma Hyek pissing on a Tesla Coil. >

          AGAIN!? That's so '03.
  • Re: Top Secrets Exposed?

    Fri, August 22, 2008 - 7:41 PM
    Whenever a DJ reveals a super surprise guest, I never recognize the person, and feel let down when they prance out and act indifferent during the wild applause. I'm always like, "who the hell is that? that's not anybody. Is it?"

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