"How Burningman are you?
I'm so Burningman, when I pee, flames shoot out of my Penis.
I'm so Burningman, when I pee, flames shoot out of my Penis.
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Re: I'm sooooooo Burningman......
Mon, May 5, 2008 - 9:31 PMUh, if you haven't noticed, Burningman doesn't even HAVE a penis. Wait maybe you ARE Bunringman after all! -
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Mon, May 5, 2008 - 9:41 PMFido is so burninigman...
when Larry Harvey goes to the Center Cafe he doesn't buy coffe,
he ask Fido very nicely to fill his cup. -
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Mon, May 5, 2008 - 9:46 PM>Larry Harvey goes to the Center Cafe he doesn't buy coffe, he ask Fido very nicely to fill his cup. <
And he has to strain the clots through his teeth (doesn't work very well with his dental structure).
BTW loving the blue red/ Blue red/ Blue red/ Very themeatic!!! -
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 9:15 AMWe make a great team senor.
I'm so burningman,
I don't have one night stands,
I fuck for a week.
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 12:30 AMAre flames shooting out of your penis because you personally observed the banning of condoms at Burning Man? -
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 12:49 AMYou guys are forgetting--
he doesn't have a penis.
He has a Penis.
With a capital P.
like it was some sort of (flame-shooting) god or something. -
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 2:47 AMSince online I look like Salma Hayak instead of Gilbert Grape's mother, I'm going to need proof that it's P-worthy. Until I've held it in my hand and it's received the Cat Seal of Approval, it gets a little p from me. And if it's shooting flames, you can bet I'll be wearing gloves. -
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 9:05 AMCat is so Burningman,
when she purrs, it sounds like this
"thump thump thump"
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 9:08 AMVeganskater is so Burningman,
she doesn't have a refrigerator,
she keeps a ice cooler year round.
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 5:29 AMI am so burning man, I cry just for the dust abatement benefits.
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 8:51 AMI think that is called Chlamydia. -
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 9:09 AMGweana is so burningman,
her barbies have playa names. -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 10:20 AMIndeed they do.
Ken: is Kenny Thunder Burn
Barbie is: Kiki Cambozie
Skipper is: Miss. Playa community center
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 10:02 AMi'm so burning man -
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 10:39 AMI'm so burning man , My urine glows in the dark!
And when I fart it sounds like trance!
And my teeth are the color of playa dust , but that could be from to much coffee!
~Wendell~
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 10:50 AMI am so Burningman that I compulsively eat bacon while setting art on fire in my backyard. -
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 11:08 AM>I'm so burning man , My urine glows in the dark!
And when I fart it sounds like trance!
And my teeth are the color of playa dust , but that could be from to much coffee!<
Big deal everyone does that.
I fart playa dust and I am so dehidrated I never pee.
My teeth are like DPW.
Many are cracked or missing and the other have a dark side. -
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 3:18 PMAnal beat boxing is super impressive. -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 5:25 AMMoist pup is so Burningman,
his fleas think they are on a Art Car. -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 9:16 AMDo the fleas have to get out and push? -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 9:57 AMI like smoked bacon !
In a bong.
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 10:50 AMi'm soooooooo burningman
that i urinate pbr, which makes me the most sought after female on the playa.
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 3:33 PMIm so burning man I only sleep for maybe one hour every night and wake up to a Gatorade/ vodka...and of course a pile of bacon.
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 3:55 PM
>I'm so Burningman, when I pee, flames shoot out of my Penis.
Remind me to not ask you for a light.
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 4:27 PMI'm soooooo myself, sorry if that's boring.
Never been one to need a label. -
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Re: I'm sooooooo Burningman......
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 4:30 PMi think you've missed the point entirely.
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 6:29 PMI'm sooooooooo burningman
that I can't shit unless I have a flashlight,
that everyday I fill my Nalgene with Whiskey Cock* before work,
I'm sooooo bunringman,
that whenever I see Moebius' Perimeter truck in Montclair, I yell "You're the Devil!!" then look for a towel cuz yeah....we're goin to the hot springs !
*2 jiggers JBeam to every pint of powdered CountryTime lemonade, pink lemonade = 'Tender Cock'
Gotta keep yer alcolytes up, baby!! -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 7:35 PM>>that whenever I see Moebius' Perimeter truck in Montclair, I yell "You're the Devil!!" then look for a towel cuz yeah....we're goin to the hot springs !
why do you think we hail satan so much on perimeter? it's true, moebius is the devil.... wait, i'm grabbin my towel too!
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 11:30 PMHave I?
What is the point, if you don't mind explaining it to me... -
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Thu, May 8, 2008 - 9:42 AM>What is the point, if you don't mind explaining it to me...>
The point is that many of the people who participate here jump aboard the banwagoon that is Creative expresive celebration.
That is to say try to invest a tinty bit of attention and energy towards that spirit of creative mind wandering that started the first Zone trip in the dessert to begin with. It is a liberation from the formalities of normal society and an exercise in exploritive freedom.
Cast an idea and experience how that idea effects others and how you are effected in turn.
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Thu, May 8, 2008 - 8:58 AMThat's why your name is DREAMCATCHER right?
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 5:07 PMI can't sleep at night unless I cover my bed with playa dust and blast techno music at full volume under the cool light of expiring glow sticks -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 7:45 PM
I'm sooooooo Burningman......
All of my sentences start out with
'One time at Burning Man..."
Oh. Except for this time.
Rats!
Can I do a "do over"?
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 7:47 PMI am so BM that it's taking $1000 off the resale value of my van becuase I can't get the firkkin play off it. ... hey be really, really BM and buy it from me anyway. www.gowesty.com/classifieds_view.php -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 8:49 PMEvil Chris is so Burningman,
she got arrested for trying to rob a 7/11 with a bullhorn.
Mickey is so Burningman,
he can turn Spikes into a tiki bar. -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 9:39 PMI'm not very burningman at all. -
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Thu, May 8, 2008 - 9:03 AM>I'm not very burningman at all. <
Thats the most Burner statement I have ever heard.
I'm not very burning man at all either.
Yea screw this Burning man crap.
Hell what am I now?
I feel so lost.............................................
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Thu, May 8, 2008 - 9:35 AMCrypto is so Burningman,
Her playa peeing designs can be seen from space.
Huell is so Burningman,
their is a bronze statue of him in the center of Jiffy Lube each year. -
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Thu, May 8, 2008 - 3:35 PMthats not a bronze statue of huelll. it's really him, with a bad case of sunburn. he just doesn't wanna move and aggravate it!!! -
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Sun, May 11, 2008 - 9:03 AMI'm so burningman,
My ticket is a tattoo of a ticket.
I'm so Burningman,
Danger ranger calls me for advice.
I'm so Burningman,
If Burningman were the matrix.... I'd be Chuck Noris. -
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 9:57 AMI'm so Burningman,
Not only do I never wash the playa dust off my car till a week before I return to Black Rock City,
I don't shower either. -
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 1:05 PMI'm so Burningman,
My watch tells only Playa Time. -
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I'm so Burningman...
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 1:59 PM...I was much better last year, and you shouldn't even bother with me this year.
...my art project IS the Man.
...I snort lines of playa and fart dust.
...see this scar?
...I've been to the Best Camp Ever... EVER!
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 3:45 PMI'm so Burningman that it sucks now- it aint what it used to be! -
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 4:17 PMI'm so burning man I dont even need to go to burning man. but i will anyway. -
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Re: I'm sooooooo Burningman......
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 7:01 PMI'm soooooooo Burningman that if I don't go, the llc sends out a crack team of dpw to kidnap me and bring me in forcibly, because the event is merely a poor imitation of itself if I'm not there.
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