Yea burning man is listed right up there with the testical, turnip and redneck festivals.
I guess thats about right, burning man is a bunch of red necks, who fell off the turnip wagon who think partying in the desert gives them balls and makes them self reliant.

Description of Burning Man, from Telegraph.co.uk:

Each summer close to 50,000 hedonists gather in the Nevada desert for eight days of mayhem, culminating in the burning of a giant wooden effigy.

Definition of "mayhem", from the Merriam-Webster dictionary:

1 a: willful and permanent deprivation of a bodily member resulting in the impairment of a person's fighting ability b: willful and permanent crippling, mutilation, or disfigurement of any part of the body
2: needless or willful damage or violence


OK, maybe I've been missing something (besides a limb?), but how many of you were crippled at Burning Man?